Long time no write their own things, not because nothing happened, but because there are too many things happen. Do not know how to write from. Feel a bit unwell today, definitely a cold, hard by the ah. Has recently been not too smooth . feeling against me in heaven. Last Sunday night, I came from Jinan, Yantai, and the world a drizzle, a bit cold winter rain, so I bought a paradise umbrella. who knows less than a day to the train station . What the!!!
to Yantai day not yet fully light, had to find a hotel, and to the hotel only to find an umbrella was gone. do not know where to go missing. whether, and to sleep!!
dawn Yantai it began to rain, hey, wait and see may not be next, who knows, still waiting for the next stop, can not only go to the store to buy a umbrella, the umbrella, or heaven. God deliberately make fun of me . so I took out an umbrella when the sun came out. I was that depressed ah, it is no one to talk ah. Having said that, if are like me, do not know how many umbrellas corporate success. hey.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Comedy
According to Ministry of Public Security the name check system, the country's most hilarious names (use Mandarin Reading)
Jing Liu production depends on (or a man)
Fan Jian Ji Liang Fan from the system
Xiajian Ren Zhu Yiqun Qin Shousheng (loss his parents want to get a)
Pangguang Duqi Yan Jiao Wei Sheng Jin
thick root sub-Tang Shen Jing Bing Du
YANG
number one: the history of Jane are not allowed to laugh in Hong
!
100 a cold joke
1: A man was fishing and caught a squid only.
squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
man said: Yes, I ask you to consider a few questions.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then the man put the squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have been recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
So hang
hh ..
4: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, and ran to cry out. I cried myself ~ he flew up hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked wept hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, ; Grandma Grandma, I'm not a penguin ah? br> wedding day h
a corn corn h
find another asked beside the popcorn corn: the corn you see our family do?
popcorn: Dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: who raises the dead, the living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming friends!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) just in case.
12: One day a lady sat down midway car h
not know the way her mother had h.
mother ass with a stick to hit the driver said: This is what?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg cup of tea to tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes into egg; an egg to go with Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, down on the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; a eggs married, the results become bastard; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a cuckold eggs; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed the tree h later there the owl h
15: discussion of two of feces shell dragonfly welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: you Ah Tai Su ! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: The man doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage is
off feeling very cold in the fridge, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: br> 21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM University of got lost looking for. met a gentle Professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart to the Chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24 : Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: , and just graduated, did not find work, really do not have the money hh , you rest assured that Allah will not grab one of us! ; my dear, you have a good lazy Yo, what with which to wash hh begging in the streets.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes hundred large copy of the genuine.
drunk over snatched the money back: I was looking for a friend in this, and he was blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb. Akira went away shaking hh
28: Avian influenza mm are 2. : I know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to be in the street bump into ex-girlfriend and the new love flirting, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: find it too! kiss, it feels like the People's Daily mm as real hh
32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the Lyrics do?
Sister: Yeah!
Line of Duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind step dog feces will marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on. .....< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D What the?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D rotten eggs of course, friends!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster! !!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
ants from the desert home, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs hh.
38: One day a woman was arrested for drug use to the police station, police saw a tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he .. h. A faster drug have said
addict looked up I saw that woman with the angry eyes of the police said
This is hate Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
orangutan through the woods, accidentally taken to a gibbon droppings,
kind of apes the apes cleaned differentiate.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
orangutan answer said: > dead fat man ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car while crossing the road a bit and yelled: 44: There is a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, But when half of the road go find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door, ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. lock the door after the Penguins went off again looking for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh door, said: your family play ~ so much : bun ah? ? blue.
48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: thought, said to him: stars? to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: Cold! ?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages are surprised to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
Bucks have only run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it into a high-speed Bucks the.
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: > All the children ran to pick fruits of.
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
teacher: Apple in the wash, because I picked the apples. Teacher: question, Xiao Ming stood up but silent.
Teacher: Xiao-Ming?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming??
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah !
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long your Mimi in the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the length of the penis the face of things speech!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold.
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed wild man rubbing my chest, I shouted to a man!
next day the little boy out of date and from the window woman found a man lying,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
every day after he a corn field,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn field one day, a fire,
have become all the corn popcorn!!!
after the bird in the past .. ....< br> that snow to cold dead ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find to the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, the original I am a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, One student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
another small car accident Ming lost his other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out to play , go hang around for a long time on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B.
then C saw A look, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: Three rabbit poo
pull the first section is long.
only the second ball of the.
third is actually a triangle.
ask it: I hand pinch.
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: ;
father said: ,
dog owners see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of you?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I'll watching you while playing your dog.
69: Bugs: flowers, you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
Flower: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas is how to die?
The answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a only the horses! it fell into the sea Paozhuopaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a horse, the result is dropped into the river. Later, he became .
It is several successive sets the car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes companion, one day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into rampant As a result, all horses spared, no horse has become a world hh
then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke, said:
Finally, to commemorate this joke, it was compiled into a class, we call it br> banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the < br> banks of people: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a personal encounter God
day is good when God suddenly going to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 Mania now!
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
One day, that person idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks,
results of a train in the past,
that people are still dead.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
Dr Mian shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing, he just kept riding turn in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to escape, went to a lesson under a tree panting, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters spot was scared to death
86: Wolf, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day pick a mirror facing the mirror of the talk about the importance; this good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going ?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked again.
turned on Tomato Tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat white cat
day
cat fell into the water to save it up with white on black
said something
`` Q: What does?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
Why do bars last night? : two flies to eat.
small big question: Big Brother, why do we eat shit every day?
big wrote: Do not say when to eat something so disgusting!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
: hh What is wrong with hinder h? I will not ???Nuclear not pull out, scare the monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients, two patients still want to escape the mental hospital. the beating in the darkness turned to
wall. to 30 under the wall,
br> ;
naked in the play in the water,
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliance.
Con: ah .... do not know yeah ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is hump can store water ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, only visible ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a foot thick?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad , the last question, then we are doing here at the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, with eggs from its ass drilled out
hen: eggs: his stomach hurt. terms of two to sit on the toilet up.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: br> Executive annoyed:
Jing Liu production depends on (or a man)
Fan Jian Ji Liang Fan from the system
Xiajian Ren Zhu Yiqun Qin Shousheng (loss his parents want to get a)
Pangguang Duqi Yan Jiao Wei Sheng Jin
thick root sub-Tang Shen Jing Bing Du
YANG
number one: the history of Jane are not allowed to laugh in Hong
!
100 a cold joke
1: A man was fishing and caught a squid only.
squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
man said: Yes, I ask you to consider a few questions.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then the man put the squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have been recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
So hang
hh ..
4: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, and ran to cry out. I cried myself ~ he flew up hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked wept hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, ; Grandma Grandma, I'm not a penguin ah? br> wedding day h
a corn corn h
find another asked beside the popcorn corn: the corn you see our family do?
popcorn: Dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: who raises the dead, the living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming friends!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) just in case.
12: One day a lady sat down midway car h
not know the way her mother had h.
mother ass with a stick to hit the driver said: This is what?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg cup of tea to tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes into egg; an egg to go with Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, down on the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; a eggs married, the results become bastard; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a cuckold eggs; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed the tree h later there the owl h
15: discussion of two of feces shell dragonfly welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: you Ah Tai Su ! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: The man doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage is
off feeling very cold in the fridge, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: br> 21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM University of got lost looking for. met a gentle Professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart to the Chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24 : Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: , and just graduated, did not find work, really do not have the money hh , you rest assured that Allah will not grab one of us! ; my dear, you have a good lazy Yo, what with which to wash hh begging in the streets.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes hundred large copy of the genuine.
drunk over snatched the money back: I was looking for a friend in this, and he was blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb. Akira went away shaking hh
28: Avian influenza mm are 2. : I know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to be in the street bump into ex-girlfriend and the new love flirting, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: find it too! kiss, it feels like the People's Daily mm as real hh
32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the Lyrics do?
Sister: Yeah!
Line of Duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind step dog feces will marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on. .....< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D What the?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D rotten eggs of course, friends!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster! !!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
ants from the desert home, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs hh.
38: One day a woman was arrested for drug use to the police station, police saw a tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he .. h. A faster drug have said
addict looked up I saw that woman with the angry eyes of the police said
This is hate Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
orangutan through the woods, accidentally taken to a gibbon droppings,
kind of apes the apes cleaned differentiate.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
orangutan answer said: > dead fat man ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car while crossing the road a bit and yelled: 44: There is a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, But when half of the road go find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door, ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. lock the door after the Penguins went off again looking for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh door, said: your family play ~ so much : bun ah? ? blue.
48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: thought, said to him: stars? to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: Cold! ?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages are surprised to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
Bucks have only run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it into a high-speed Bucks the.
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: > All the children ran to pick fruits of.
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
teacher: Apple in the wash, because I picked the apples. Teacher: question, Xiao Ming stood up but silent.
Teacher: Xiao-Ming?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming??
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah !
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long your Mimi in the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the length of the penis the face of things speech!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold.
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed wild man rubbing my chest, I shouted to a man!
next day the little boy out of date and from the window woman found a man lying,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
every day after he a corn field,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn field one day, a fire,
have become all the corn popcorn!!!
after the bird in the past .. ....< br> that snow to cold dead ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find to the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, the original I am a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, One student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
another small car accident Ming lost his other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out to play , go hang around for a long time on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B.
then C saw A look, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: Three rabbit poo
pull the first section is long.
only the second ball of the.
third is actually a triangle.
ask it: I hand pinch.
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: ;
father said: ,
dog owners see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of you?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I'll watching you while playing your dog.
69: Bugs: flowers, you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
Flower: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas is how to die?
The answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a only the horses! it fell into the sea Paozhuopaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a horse, the result is dropped into the river. Later, he became .
It is several successive sets the car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes companion, one day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into rampant As a result, all horses spared, no horse has become a world hh
then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke, said:
Finally, to commemorate this joke, it was compiled into a class, we call it br> banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the < br> banks of people: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a personal encounter God
day is good when God suddenly going to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 Mania now!
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
One day, that person idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks,
results of a train in the past,
that people are still dead.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
Dr Mian shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing, he just kept riding turn in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to escape, went to a lesson under a tree panting, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters spot was scared to death
86: Wolf, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day pick a mirror facing the mirror of the talk about the importance; this good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going ?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked again.
turned on Tomato Tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat white cat
day
cat fell into the water to save it up with white on black
said something
`` Q: What does?
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Why do bars last night? : two flies to eat.
small big question: Big Brother, why do we eat shit every day?
big wrote: Do not say when to eat something so disgusting!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
: hh What is wrong with hinder h? I will not ???Nuclear not pull out, scare the monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients, two patients still want to escape the mental hospital. the beating in the darkness turned to
wall. to 30 under the wall,
br> ;
naked in the play in the water,
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliance.
Con: ah .... do not know yeah ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is hump can store water ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, only visible ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a foot thick?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad , the last question, then we are doing here at the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, with eggs from its ass drilled out
hen: eggs: his stomach hurt. terms of two to sit on the toilet up.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: br> Executive annoyed:
Monday, December 27, 2010
I Love woman president and his family
I Love woman president and his family
(This year, China and Sri Lanka, the 50th anniversary of diplomatic relations, but also in Sri Lanka Friendship Year. Recently, the Sri Lankan President's visit to China, I was fortunate to attend a party, saw a lot of friends that year , feeling great. I and my deceased wife Chen Mi is the new China by the first set foot on Sri Lanka (Ceylon) land of the diplomatic staff. At this moment, filled with emotion, especially the commemorate the article pasted)
a phone that I sleep at night
April 1996, I and my friends with some foreign ambassadors, with the local leadership of Huangshan are sister cities and expand to carry out the possibility of trade, and enjoy the early spring where the attractive scenery, when suddenly the phone receiving the relevant Ministry of Foreign Affairs, informed me that, Sri Lanka (1972 formerly known as Canada proposed that during his state visit to China in the hope to have the opportunity to see me, now scheduled for noon on the 22nd, I'll be back to Beijing.
this time is the 20th night, I had to pack up ready to go back the next day. advance leave my beloved home town of Huangshan, is really a pity; but can I have a special experience to see the feelings of friendly countries and the president, there was a great joy and honor.
Twenty-two years, and how she can still remember my very ordinary diplomat?!
a phone call, causing me a lot of memories and feelings. I have always been a very easy person to fall asleep, almost to a stiff neck. But that night I sleep at night. I could not help but think of my first marriage with his wife near the scene of the first to Daxi Lan; remember woman president's father, Solomon. Bandaranaike is how to go down; think of her mother Bandara Mrs. Bandaranaike decided how politics out of the kitchen; think of Premier Zhou Enlai and the Soong Ching Ling friendship with her parents; think of my tooth to be welcomed in Ceylon moving scene; think about the CHEN Yi Mi intimate relationship with her mother and the subsequent tragic death of the sad situation in Sri Lanka ......< br> the scenes, bit by bit, are embodied in the Andean countries and the deep friendship between the two leaders, but also reflect our personal couples with the Coomera Tonga Love President and family.
beginning
immersed in fellowship Chen and I have gay marriage by Mi Soon, he was transferred to build the embassy's work in Ceylon . May 1957, we, as the first batch of diplomats, along with China's first ambassador Zhang Canming in Ceylon, via Hong Kong by virgin.
really charming scenery of Ceylon, but the people of Ceylon, to show us the historic friendship between the two flower of flowers even more excited us so that we forget the long journey of nearly nine days of Fatigue.
from the port to our temporary resident, continue to see our thumbs to the people of Ceylon, with a very simple plain language, he kept cheering: , but also thumbs echoed: became prime minister in 2056 after adjusting foreign policy to change the political and the socialist countries unfriendly attitude of suspicion. A ���� ���� January 31 to February 5, week should be Prime Minister and the Deputy Long His invitation to visit Ceylon. Feb. 5 issued a joint statement the two prime ministers stressed: the two countries will respect and promote the implementation of the Bandung Conference of States on the principles of coexistence and cooperation; against hostile military blocs, support disarmament; strengthening Asian and African national unity; against imperialism and colonialism of aggression and expansion; advocated mutual understanding through international disputes should be resolved and peace negotiations; support for Egypt and the West according to their own people in the region will determine their own destiny, against the power politics continuity and power to fill the vacuum. visit, February 7 between the two countries officially established diplomatic relations in the tin. Since then, relations between the two countries began a new chapter.
During the visit, the deepest impression on the masses, and later for the elephants of the Premier Zhou Qing Zhu Xilan the ninth anniversary of independence of his speech at the General Assembly, all of a sudden it began to rain. for friendly care, the staff immediately to Prime Minister Zhou umbrella propped up, but Premier Zhou declined, saying Tens of thousands of people listening to him, the case of heavy rain and leave almost no use of umbrellas, he could not bear exclusive special treatment. Seeing this, the presence of Ceylon leaders and the masses of the venue are also umbrella umbrella close up , emotions running high now, many people cheered: > to break the blockade and embargo of the United States, decided with rice and rubber in China signed a barter agreement, greatly easing the country's urgent needs. China also offers preferential prices in a timely manner to the Ceylon rice they need. shows insight. .
above two true story of friendship is like two flowers in full bloom in the fifties the Cold War and regional hot wars intertwined and imperialism, colonialism and national independence movements flourished in the period, today, people still remember and unforgettable. It is open undefeated, and always inspire friendship and mutual assistance between the two peoples, brotherhood of man. It is this two flowers open, we set foot on land Ceylon, immersed in the fellowship, a lot of things to do it is relatively smooth. Our exceptional ambassador submitted his credentials in advance of our Guanzhi and shelter was quickly resolved. with our children after the birth of a hospital in the capital are also popular and take care, doctors and nurses have taken the initiative to fight call to the embassy to congratulate that Ceylon has been added to a > History of the irony and tragedy
September 1959, China's Wuhan Acrobatic Troupe's first visit to Ceylon, as the liaison and translator, accompanied. acrobatic skills of the performing arts, especially the bit actor summer chrysanthemums spent performing calisthenics island sensation, attracting millions of viewers every game overcrowded. Ceylon major newspapers competing for follow-up reports and comments. Ceylon, though not the people mad, but like has been drunk a day, the ranks of the total line to buy tickets is a long, steady stream.
is this very fun and grams of the Prime Minister by a monk shot, his body a few bombs, critical condition, the hospital is trying to rescue.
Bandaranaike was a devout Buddhist, whenever monk, he was always more than ninety degrees to the line pilgrimage or bow down to ritual ceremony to show respect. This day, when he carried the body line when the worship ceremony, is to worship the great monk in yellow robe robe from within close range shot to his chest, batter, pour immediately Bandaranaike In a pool of blood. He died in hospital after an emergency, Bandaranaike passed away the next day. He never imagined, even a true believer of Buddha is the Buddha's when the latter choose to worship, this is really an irony of history and tragedy.
In fact, the incident was not from accidental. It is obviously a political background, was premeditated.
Bandaranaike was born in the door Noble, Oxford University law school graduate, was the Law Society of Inner Temple, London, Senior Solicitor, had been a minister of the British colonial government. he had during the study in the UK, began to show patriotism and enthusiasm. According to legend, he said the anti- the determination of colonialism, had publicly burned his wearing a suit, to wear national costumes. He became prime minister after a change in the past pro-British government policy, foreign pursue peace and neutrality, against colonialism, foreign policy and safeguard national independence and sovereignty, and the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and the Soviet Union. nationalized domestic policy to foreign rubber plantations and tea plantations were nationalized, removal of the British military base in Ceylon. British and pro-British forces saw him as a may be bought and dry out the unspeakable shameful acts. Bandaranaike was assassinated in this context is the tragedy occurred.
I was one of the embassy staff, mainly engaged in research work and saw few opportunities Bandaranaike, but the nature of the work took me from the start with his patriotic leaders of the Ceylon ideas and activities together. He was stabbed to death long ago, I Garden had the privilege of the Prime Minister (TEMPLE TREE) to see him again. when President Tito's visit, Bandaranaike held a grand reception for him. I, as Ambassador Zhang translation, for the first time to attend such an occasion, rather is excitement . But I was even more fascinating is that Premier Zhou's new friends - Bandaranaike himself. He was a thin, short, bright and piercing eyes, the language concise, and crisp; agile, decisive, and people are very amiable. He Ambassador Zhang was the same conversation with Premier Zhou stressed that the friendship and his admiration of the new China, said that he was invited to visit Tito, Ceylon must follow the path of nonalignment, approval and peaceful coexistence. did not think this was the my first and last time I saw this great patriot Ceylon. did not expect, and later his wife and daughter have made a prime minister and president, I share many of his family members to build a more closely linked. relations between the two countries to develop faster and better.
Bandaranaike order to express our deep condolences to the victims, acrobatics all the stops, the Embassy's National Day reception was canceled. Bandaranaike buried That day, our Embassy can not help but shed many comrades are also tears of sympathy.
class lady out of the kitchen, took a great man in politics
fell down, another strong woman also stood up.
West Mawo. Bandaranaike (we affectionately refer to her house as a , wide range of requirements in the country and support the people, resolutely decided out of the kitchen politics. May 1960 as President of the Liberal Party, the party won the election in July, she immediately became prime minister until 1965. A ninety-six five to seven years, she served as Leader of the Opposition 0. 1970 she again became prime minister until 1977.
during the administration of his wife inherited her husband Chi classes, but eclectic. in the internal affairs diplomacy and relations with China have greatly step forward.
internally, she actively developing the national economy, the implementation of radical democratic reform of the British planters and the British and U.S. oil companies belonging to them. At the same time, carry out food production campaign towards national food self-sufficiency. To this end, she land reform, the implementation of land ceiling, his hand over the first three thousand acres of land.
outside, she firmly believes in the non-aligned policy, imperialism and colonialism, has participated in five the Non-Aligned Summit, with Tito, Nasser and other leaders to establish a very close relationship, on the Non-Aligned Movement played an active role. She specifically criticized the United States, asked the U.S. to stop the aggression against Vietnam, against the United States Diego Extension Garcia military base, refused to privately told people that the Soviet Union not to come fishing, but to during the administration of relations with China have made considerable development. She has visited China three times. Premier Zhou Enlai and Marshal Chen Yi, as well as vice chairman of Song Qingling, 1964 also visited Ceylon. Course a lot of respect and admiration for his wife Premier Zhou. She repeatedly praised China for economic aid and trade in Ceylon's care. Bandaranaike reconstruction of buildings in China are particularly grateful, calling it . example of cooperation, the example of inter-State relations. CHEN Yi Mi Soong Ching Ling's life and as secretary and interpreter to access Ceylon. she personally experienced the friendly exchanges between their leaders, and numerous contacts classmate wife. She told me in private, class wife, a terrific woman, Humphreys Ceylon called said, see if see Buddha's tooth, a life-long pleasure. Ceylon is a Buddhist majority country, the majority of Buddhists appreciate a collection of China visited the tooth. taking into account the wishes and classes of the strong request of the Government Mrs. Zhou approval of the Prime Minister personally escorted tour to Ceylon tooth for viewing. It was in June 1961, Kerry was wrong to hi Rao as head of the nursing Zhao Shi, deputy head of the delegation of special plane to fly to Ceylon tooth. < br> tooth the day of arrival, Ceylon National holiday, all Cabinet members led by Mrs. classes, as well as the Governor - the Queen's representative to the airport ahead of a long waiting, the airport and outside, in endless streams, almost packed. along with my wife Zhang Ambassador and embassy staff are waiting for the VIP room, accompanied by.
time, Ceylon Air Force is ready, the plane carrying a tooth into the airspace of Ceylon, six aircraft flew Ying guard immediately. headway ran the aircraft after landing, the door opened, and I serve deputy head of the retaining tooth step by step down the ramp, set foot on the red carpet. At this point only heard roaring salute. I counted twenty-first ring really is. Then, classes, and the Governor and his wife all Cabinet members, armed person in charge of putting an immediate five-worship, along with hundreds of thousands of people also worship. dmz airport, a solemn silence, and then rejoicing: I ancestral tooth! Ceylon - China!
this courtesy is heads of any one country can not be completely obtained, is a real super-heads courtesy. tooth arrives, hit the island of Ceylon, as the holidays in general. there are three million people have had the honor of this holy pilgrimage. I learn a little bit because the local language, also followed this busy period, the class saw his wife and their family members and other leaders of the Ceylon Buddhist piety, see Ceylon Buddhist people believe in fanaticism, are the religious great charm, and religious freedom is required. people have the right to non-believers, can not support and does not encourage religion, can be atheist, just as we couple the same, but people need to respect religion, respect others religious. This is what we two feelings at the time of young diplomats.
two time has changed its name to Sri Lanka soon) embassy. I was a research director, she was responsible for office protocol, instruments and advanced translation work, also responsible for dealing with military aid Affairs, Sri Lanka, the military nicknamed her the couple this time the embassy has been independently. we act in harmony together made many friends, particularly members of the family class lady, as her brother, PS LVL Watts, her personal secretary, Sunil daughter Stella, her son, members of Congress A Lula, and her daughter Chandrika Miss (now the President of the Coomera Tonga).
Ms Chandrika when a start is already a mature young woman, just returned from studying in France home, speak very fluent in French and English in government work in agricultural development. I was working part-time study by French and Sri Lanka is studying the social and agricultural issues, a common language with her more, as if hit it off quickly became a and hospitality, and I talk about national issues, On the International Situation. I soon found her knowledgeable, talented, very sensitive to political issues, look at the issue sharp, honest, frank. one day at a dinner party, She just sat on my left. she suddenly asked me: good question? the same. We do not know if any problems are, we will go to your uncle and sister, and sometimes you may find other relevant officials on that point. She is very smart, a little to pass, knowing grins. < br> To tell the truth, I am with her too may be aware of the issues and trends, timely and accurate analysis of the embassy and handling problem situations, and promote friendly relations between the two countries, played a very good role. Yugoslavia, a diplomat who asked me: you go to learn French is not a Dion is not the meaning of the wine? is including acupuncture, heart and neurological three experts on the medical team to Sri Lanka for her treatment. CHEN Yi Mi as a female diplomat, English and better, work more convenient, when it acts as a liaison and translator. As CHEN Yi Mi responsible for classes to take care of his wife well, and soon became Mrs. Class , sometimes can not help but reveal to her family and work troubles and the government intends to, and even ask card can enter at any time.
my wife this same class between mother and daughter Lady the foundation of friendly relations between the two countries, a small side of the deep. The appearance of the side, need to have good opportunities, but also requires careful nurturing, and enthusiastic pursuit of individual diplomats.
; caused controversy
Sri Lanka is a pearl of the Indian Ocean, known as the The Government declared a state of emergency. In this sea of Sri Lanka Friendship Chinese diplomats, are generally inadequate mental preparation.
a work that morning, Sri Lanka's Foreign Ministry has formally notified the embassies, and made a few passes to the embassy. we had from the class Mrs. Suni Tel daughter to get some information, and thus the incident itself has some mental preparation. the whole museum in a strong under the leadership of Ambassador Ma Zaiqing, orderly and without panic to meet this unexpected events. But the problem is still there: two messengers of martial law in Sri Lanka before that on the plane, is expected to arrive that afternoon in Colombo. should be how to deal with?
horse Ambassador Embassy leadership to convene a meeting soon to decide now Sri Lanka diplomatic note Department, requiring him to ensure the safety of my messenger, and reassignment of full-time chauffeur, Ambassador Ma, considering I know English, but also say a local language, in addition to many friends at the airport, decided to the airport to pick up my messenger. ambassador personally find talk to me, explain to me the seriousness of the problem and potential danger, to be sure at this crucial moment I messenger and file to ensure the absolute safety, if necessary, favorable and unfavorable conditions, and do a careful pre-travel preparation.
old driver Ambassador rich social experience of summer, it had been a soldier, experienced and prudent, failing to panic. This is my task as a positive factor. < br> Then, I called a newspaper reporter stationed in the airport. The journalist had close contacts with me, friendly to China. I'm at the airport immigration and customs have many friends who were introduced by him and know. He told me said, the airport and near many of the armed forces has increased, but so far they have not taken over or say in the airport business. It makes me added confidence to complete the task.
not sure the best and most disturbing is that I do not know how along the way . Sri Lankan army never fought. According to some friends told us that morning, the army is more anxious than people, just a little panic. It is said that two diplomats of other countries in the performance of official duties, in order to hear the soldiers to stop when They immediately reached for the pocket passes. soldiers mistakenly thought they were a gun, immediately been punctured several holes. Under the circumstances have been learned, and I carefully studied the summer with the old drivers, Zhuomo Zhao may encounter various situations and response options.
us to the airport an hour ahead of the same airport that journalists with the world famous drink tea in Sri Lanka, met immigration and customs duty friends, I am going to explain the task of messenger.
Soon the aircraft touched down. At that time the number of passengers have been informed of the situation, which generally seemed nervous, my messenger is relatively calm. Airport check more strictly than usual, and some simply rummaging through. We are as usual exemption Messenger priority clearance.
passed the first hurdle. We find a little relief, but no not be taken lightly, and immediately drove back the embassy. travel half a kilometer, however, when suddenly an army of heavily armed soldiers jump from the road on both sides of the front of our cars, we immediately stop the forced the same time, they quickly dispersed, surrounded us on all sides. suddenly, twelve machine guns aimed at our population, the atmosphere was very tense. the first time I encountered such a danger, but are also a little scared. We are unarmed ah! Later want them to do so might be that their own very nervous and timid, not dare to casually shot.
this time, a staff sergeant went to front of the car asked us Duan Zhaoqiang are doing, we get off to be examined.
old driver of summer already locked the door, then pour over the body to help me open the windows a fraction, so you can hear each other talk to each other, but each other's hands can not come into his. I learned the lessons of the two diplomats met, the first examination Does he look passes, and then slowly reached into his pocket out by Chuang Feng handed out to him.
saw pass each other about our diplomats insisted after inspection, and sometimes in a stalemate. Finally I explain who we are and show the Chinese Foreign diplomats card after the attitude of great changes, and immediately agreed to release. bilateral friendly farewell folded. By this time we sigh of relief.
wave just flat, following another . day later we learned that our one-ton cargo ship will be moored next morning Colombo port. a state of emergency and martial law declared in the host countries during the ship berthing port inconvenience and difficulties which are obvious, but security is also a major subject. For this reason, the embassy in time led the study. The next day, after breakfast, his wife, Ambassador Ma led several of our people, including diplomats, business office, with the best fruit in Sri Lanka, boarding . seize the time to rest, the telephone rang. a bigger problem then placed in front of us. China has always been a friendly Iraqi Trade Minister, sent the orders of Prime Minister Mrs. classes, request for an emergency meeting with Ambassador of Malaysia, and comes on to. Iraq's Ambassador to the horse, according to its government control of information, I shipped on board of weapons in Africa. Lankan government, What bolt from the blue, it is something must. no country in the knowledge and direction, we are deeply confused and embarrassed the Ambassador. but he, after all, experience, diligence and calm and dignified. He said that the Sri Lankan government's understanding difficult, but please give him some time in Iraq the first clarify the situation. the other party seems to have understood, said, understand the situation. this time has eight o'clock at night, have heard sporadic gunfire was heard outside. the night on board, and to go through the port powerhouse, really dangerous. But things are imminent, how can I take into account the personal safety! be my requirements, the embassy opened the letter and asked me to carry a red passport, so street and parking requirements Juventa sound. the old summer slowly stop, a police officer and his men with rifles immediately rushed to our car and questioned why the delay before we stop. I learn from the experience of the day before the airport road, the first that I is Diplomats have urgent business to the port to go to, because drivers do not understand the local language, after listening to my translation of the brake, so the delay for a few seconds. the other side to see me is justified, not to quibble, but warned that this is your danger, this is an unusual time, if I shot and killed you how to do?! finished these words, he was immediately released.
few minutes later, I went to the the Port Authority to find a friend to help the Council I do boarding procedures. but he told me that I'm going to which the ship before leaving port twenty-five minutes bound for Africa, the.
I'm overjoyed, but I dare not clarify the situation immediately before Ambassador of the report, otherwise it will make a big mistake. So, I ask with the Naval Command, to inquire the whereabouts of the boat. naval officer on duty, confirmed that a ton Chinese freighter in half an hour before departure. I hereby Ambassador to the horse immediately made a report. Afterwards he relieved immediately to notify Iraq of a translation, I ship off Sri Lanka, he is helpless.
next day, the local newspaper distorted the facts of individual, hard to say there was a ship full of Guevara molecular weapons to Sri Lanka quietly to the port in an attempt to sow discord between the two countries relations.
Embassy informed the case under domestic reasons, according to refute that, in order to help combat piracy and attacks Taiwan, Chiang, and I do have a small amount of cargo on self-defense weapons, in line with international practice, and in my boat moored port of Sri Lanka during the Sri Lankan authorities have made a report. As for the parking period, whether the storage of these very small amount of self-defense weapons, completely stopping the port from the custom authorities. Sri Lanka side the confidence out of our country, has not been sealed. ulterior motives of certain newspaper reports.
a false alarm, so sudden, and accidental end.
phrase broken the first day of the Lost the occurrence of such unpleasant things, and friends on the embassy door'm also very small. the whole museum comrades felt nervous and confused. The next day, on suspicion of supporting a socialist country, Move. a lot of rumors circulating in society, some vilify China for department adopted a series of our embassy surveillance and inspection measures, all e-mail correspondence of the mission was opened, workers quarters and searched by the Xinhua News Agency resident, even my assistance Bandaranaike building construction materials are also being eleven checks. All Museum comrades and my staff of Sri Lanka Sri Lanka aid such acts are not understood, confused and angry, and even his wife to change the class policy of friendship to China. Some young translated the Indian Ocean tears, sighed heavily and said ;, said Mrs. classes Well, it is wise to check a few times and found that the Chinese side without any problems, do not put you right in the mouth sealed!?
news, the whole museum, such as drought every gay nectar, the mind immediately clear up, all admiration for Premier Zhou vision holds stunning diplomatic skills and the arts, with the unusual language and demeanor can not be solved by conventional understanding and solving problems. This also shows that Premier Zhou met several times since his wife the same class, more frequent contacts, understand very well, know her deep friendship to our country, not to harm relations between things.
Later, Premier Zhou Enlai instructed Ambassador Mazi Qing wife around them through classes (her brother) to her message is that China is currently probing the Jin, wise and resolute. face the facts, the face of such frank and forceful diplomacy, class lady can I say? can only admire. right of course, the mouth is sealed.
storm finally passed We also break through several difficult period. class wife of her leadership in strengthening the bilateral relations have improved again and developed.
unforgettable years, and the tragedy of life according to Mi Chen
I have the same work in Ceylon nearly a decade. The first time was from 1957 to 1961. when we are only twenty, and eighteen of the clerk (she was two levels higher than me), but the task is very arduous. she undertakes in the research room heavy work of translation and information. I could be a snake oil, in addition to research work, also acts as the translation of climbing Yao Chief Counsellor, responsible for press releases, help running errands. Work has a busy, but four years in office, we have been very happy life very full, and to learn Sinhala. sounds like a honeymoon in general. Our first two children were born in the embassy. As a result of need, we traveled almost the entire island of Ceylon. We in the Wild Animal Park seen near the beautiful female leopard, and the two elephants in the sunset at the lake, family gatherings, swimming and kissing scenes, we are husband and wife both ride elephants, walk in the wilderness. We went to a week Prime Minister and President Tito and other celebrities planted memorial trees
(This year, China and Sri Lanka, the 50th anniversary of diplomatic relations, but also in Sri Lanka Friendship Year. Recently, the Sri Lankan President's visit to China, I was fortunate to attend a party, saw a lot of friends that year , feeling great. I and my deceased wife Chen Mi is the new China by the first set foot on Sri Lanka (Ceylon) land of the diplomatic staff. At this moment, filled with emotion, especially the commemorate the article pasted)
a phone that I sleep at night
April 1996, I and my friends with some foreign ambassadors, with the local leadership of Huangshan are sister cities and expand to carry out the possibility of trade, and enjoy the early spring where the attractive scenery, when suddenly the phone receiving the relevant Ministry of Foreign Affairs, informed me that, Sri Lanka (1972 formerly known as Canada proposed that during his state visit to China in the hope to have the opportunity to see me, now scheduled for noon on the 22nd, I'll be back to Beijing.
this time is the 20th night, I had to pack up ready to go back the next day. advance leave my beloved home town of Huangshan, is really a pity; but can I have a special experience to see the feelings of friendly countries and the president, there was a great joy and honor.
Twenty-two years, and how she can still remember my very ordinary diplomat?!
a phone call, causing me a lot of memories and feelings. I have always been a very easy person to fall asleep, almost to a stiff neck. But that night I sleep at night. I could not help but think of my first marriage with his wife near the scene of the first to Daxi Lan; remember woman president's father, Solomon. Bandaranaike is how to go down; think of her mother Bandara Mrs. Bandaranaike decided how politics out of the kitchen; think of Premier Zhou Enlai and the Soong Ching Ling friendship with her parents; think of my tooth to be welcomed in Ceylon moving scene; think about the CHEN Yi Mi intimate relationship with her mother and the subsequent tragic death of the sad situation in Sri Lanka ......< br> the scenes, bit by bit, are embodied in the Andean countries and the deep friendship between the two leaders, but also reflect our personal couples with the Coomera Tonga Love President and family.
beginning
immersed in fellowship Chen and I have gay marriage by Mi Soon, he was transferred to build the embassy's work in Ceylon . May 1957, we, as the first batch of diplomats, along with China's first ambassador Zhang Canming in Ceylon, via Hong Kong by virgin.
really charming scenery of Ceylon, but the people of Ceylon, to show us the historic friendship between the two flower of flowers even more excited us so that we forget the long journey of nearly nine days of Fatigue.
from the port to our temporary resident, continue to see our thumbs to the people of Ceylon, with a very simple plain language, he kept cheering: , but also thumbs echoed: became prime minister in 2056 after adjusting foreign policy to change the political and the socialist countries unfriendly attitude of suspicion. A ���� ���� January 31 to February 5, week should be Prime Minister and the Deputy Long His invitation to visit Ceylon. Feb. 5 issued a joint statement the two prime ministers stressed: the two countries will respect and promote the implementation of the Bandung Conference of States on the principles of coexistence and cooperation; against hostile military blocs, support disarmament; strengthening Asian and African national unity; against imperialism and colonialism of aggression and expansion; advocated mutual understanding through international disputes should be resolved and peace negotiations; support for Egypt and the West according to their own people in the region will determine their own destiny, against the power politics continuity and power to fill the vacuum. visit, February 7 between the two countries officially established diplomatic relations in the tin. Since then, relations between the two countries began a new chapter.
During the visit, the deepest impression on the masses, and later for the elephants of the Premier Zhou Qing Zhu Xilan the ninth anniversary of independence of his speech at the General Assembly, all of a sudden it began to rain. for friendly care, the staff immediately to Prime Minister Zhou umbrella propped up, but Premier Zhou declined, saying Tens of thousands of people listening to him, the case of heavy rain and leave almost no use of umbrellas, he could not bear exclusive special treatment. Seeing this, the presence of Ceylon leaders and the masses of the venue are also umbrella umbrella close up , emotions running high now, many people cheered: > to break the blockade and embargo of the United States, decided with rice and rubber in China signed a barter agreement, greatly easing the country's urgent needs. China also offers preferential prices in a timely manner to the Ceylon rice they need. shows insight. .
above two true story of friendship is like two flowers in full bloom in the fifties the Cold War and regional hot wars intertwined and imperialism, colonialism and national independence movements flourished in the period, today, people still remember and unforgettable. It is open undefeated, and always inspire friendship and mutual assistance between the two peoples, brotherhood of man. It is this two flowers open, we set foot on land Ceylon, immersed in the fellowship, a lot of things to do it is relatively smooth. Our exceptional ambassador submitted his credentials in advance of our Guanzhi and shelter was quickly resolved. with our children after the birth of a hospital in the capital are also popular and take care, doctors and nurses have taken the initiative to fight call to the embassy to congratulate that Ceylon has been added to a > History of the irony and tragedy
September 1959, China's Wuhan Acrobatic Troupe's first visit to Ceylon, as the liaison and translator, accompanied. acrobatic skills of the performing arts, especially the bit actor summer chrysanthemums spent performing calisthenics island sensation, attracting millions of viewers every game overcrowded. Ceylon major newspapers competing for follow-up reports and comments. Ceylon, though not the people mad, but like has been drunk a day, the ranks of the total line to buy tickets is a long, steady stream.
is this very fun and grams of the Prime Minister by a monk shot, his body a few bombs, critical condition, the hospital is trying to rescue.
Bandaranaike was a devout Buddhist, whenever monk, he was always more than ninety degrees to the line pilgrimage or bow down to ritual ceremony to show respect. This day, when he carried the body line when the worship ceremony, is to worship the great monk in yellow robe robe from within close range shot to his chest, batter, pour immediately Bandaranaike In a pool of blood. He died in hospital after an emergency, Bandaranaike passed away the next day. He never imagined, even a true believer of Buddha is the Buddha's when the latter choose to worship, this is really an irony of history and tragedy.
In fact, the incident was not from accidental. It is obviously a political background, was premeditated.
Bandaranaike was born in the door Noble, Oxford University law school graduate, was the Law Society of Inner Temple, London, Senior Solicitor, had been a minister of the British colonial government. he had during the study in the UK, began to show patriotism and enthusiasm. According to legend, he said the anti- the determination of colonialism, had publicly burned his wearing a suit, to wear national costumes. He became prime minister after a change in the past pro-British government policy, foreign pursue peace and neutrality, against colonialism, foreign policy and safeguard national independence and sovereignty, and the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and the Soviet Union. nationalized domestic policy to foreign rubber plantations and tea plantations were nationalized, removal of the British military base in Ceylon. British and pro-British forces saw him as a may be bought and dry out the unspeakable shameful acts. Bandaranaike was assassinated in this context is the tragedy occurred.
I was one of the embassy staff, mainly engaged in research work and saw few opportunities Bandaranaike, but the nature of the work took me from the start with his patriotic leaders of the Ceylon ideas and activities together. He was stabbed to death long ago, I Garden had the privilege of the Prime Minister (TEMPLE TREE) to see him again. when President Tito's visit, Bandaranaike held a grand reception for him. I, as Ambassador Zhang translation, for the first time to attend such an occasion, rather is excitement . But I was even more fascinating is that Premier Zhou's new friends - Bandaranaike himself. He was a thin, short, bright and piercing eyes, the language concise, and crisp; agile, decisive, and people are very amiable. He Ambassador Zhang was the same conversation with Premier Zhou stressed that the friendship and his admiration of the new China, said that he was invited to visit Tito, Ceylon must follow the path of nonalignment, approval and peaceful coexistence. did not think this was the my first and last time I saw this great patriot Ceylon. did not expect, and later his wife and daughter have made a prime minister and president, I share many of his family members to build a more closely linked. relations between the two countries to develop faster and better.
Bandaranaike order to express our deep condolences to the victims, acrobatics all the stops, the Embassy's National Day reception was canceled. Bandaranaike buried That day, our Embassy can not help but shed many comrades are also tears of sympathy.
class lady out of the kitchen, took a great man in politics
fell down, another strong woman also stood up.
West Mawo. Bandaranaike (we affectionately refer to her house as a , wide range of requirements in the country and support the people, resolutely decided out of the kitchen politics. May 1960 as President of the Liberal Party, the party won the election in July, she immediately became prime minister until 1965. A ninety-six five to seven years, she served as Leader of the Opposition 0. 1970 she again became prime minister until 1977.
during the administration of his wife inherited her husband Chi classes, but eclectic. in the internal affairs diplomacy and relations with China have greatly step forward.
internally, she actively developing the national economy, the implementation of radical democratic reform of the British planters and the British and U.S. oil companies belonging to them. At the same time, carry out food production campaign towards national food self-sufficiency. To this end, she land reform, the implementation of land ceiling, his hand over the first three thousand acres of land.
outside, she firmly believes in the non-aligned policy, imperialism and colonialism, has participated in five the Non-Aligned Summit, with Tito, Nasser and other leaders to establish a very close relationship, on the Non-Aligned Movement played an active role. She specifically criticized the United States, asked the U.S. to stop the aggression against Vietnam, against the United States Diego Extension Garcia military base, refused to privately told people that the Soviet Union not to come fishing, but to during the administration of relations with China have made considerable development. She has visited China three times. Premier Zhou Enlai and Marshal Chen Yi, as well as vice chairman of Song Qingling, 1964 also visited Ceylon. Course a lot of respect and admiration for his wife Premier Zhou. She repeatedly praised China for economic aid and trade in Ceylon's care. Bandaranaike reconstruction of buildings in China are particularly grateful, calling it . example of cooperation, the example of inter-State relations. CHEN Yi Mi Soong Ching Ling's life and as secretary and interpreter to access Ceylon. she personally experienced the friendly exchanges between their leaders, and numerous contacts classmate wife. She told me in private, class wife, a terrific woman, Humphreys Ceylon called said, see if see Buddha's tooth, a life-long pleasure. Ceylon is a Buddhist majority country, the majority of Buddhists appreciate a collection of China visited the tooth. taking into account the wishes and classes of the strong request of the Government Mrs. Zhou approval of the Prime Minister personally escorted tour to Ceylon tooth for viewing. It was in June 1961, Kerry was wrong to hi Rao as head of the nursing Zhao Shi, deputy head of the delegation of special plane to fly to Ceylon tooth. < br> tooth the day of arrival, Ceylon National holiday, all Cabinet members led by Mrs. classes, as well as the Governor - the Queen's representative to the airport ahead of a long waiting, the airport and outside, in endless streams, almost packed. along with my wife Zhang Ambassador and embassy staff are waiting for the VIP room, accompanied by.
time, Ceylon Air Force is ready, the plane carrying a tooth into the airspace of Ceylon, six aircraft flew Ying guard immediately. headway ran the aircraft after landing, the door opened, and I serve deputy head of the retaining tooth step by step down the ramp, set foot on the red carpet. At this point only heard roaring salute. I counted twenty-first ring really is. Then, classes, and the Governor and his wife all Cabinet members, armed person in charge of putting an immediate five-worship, along with hundreds of thousands of people also worship. dmz airport, a solemn silence, and then rejoicing: I ancestral tooth! Ceylon - China!
this courtesy is heads of any one country can not be completely obtained, is a real super-heads courtesy. tooth arrives, hit the island of Ceylon, as the holidays in general. there are three million people have had the honor of this holy pilgrimage. I learn a little bit because the local language, also followed this busy period, the class saw his wife and their family members and other leaders of the Ceylon Buddhist piety, see Ceylon Buddhist people believe in fanaticism, are the religious great charm, and religious freedom is required. people have the right to non-believers, can not support and does not encourage religion, can be atheist, just as we couple the same, but people need to respect religion, respect others religious. This is what we two feelings at the time of young diplomats.
two time has changed its name to Sri Lanka soon) embassy. I was a research director, she was responsible for office protocol, instruments and advanced translation work, also responsible for dealing with military aid Affairs, Sri Lanka, the military nicknamed her the couple this time the embassy has been independently. we act in harmony together made many friends, particularly members of the family class lady, as her brother, PS LVL Watts, her personal secretary, Sunil daughter Stella, her son, members of Congress A Lula, and her daughter Chandrika Miss (now the President of the Coomera Tonga).
Ms Chandrika when a start is already a mature young woman, just returned from studying in France home, speak very fluent in French and English in government work in agricultural development. I was working part-time study by French and Sri Lanka is studying the social and agricultural issues, a common language with her more, as if hit it off quickly became a and hospitality, and I talk about national issues, On the International Situation. I soon found her knowledgeable, talented, very sensitive to political issues, look at the issue sharp, honest, frank. one day at a dinner party, She just sat on my left. she suddenly asked me: good question? the same. We do not know if any problems are, we will go to your uncle and sister, and sometimes you may find other relevant officials on that point. She is very smart, a little to pass, knowing grins. < br> To tell the truth, I am with her too may be aware of the issues and trends, timely and accurate analysis of the embassy and handling problem situations, and promote friendly relations between the two countries, played a very good role. Yugoslavia, a diplomat who asked me: you go to learn French is not a Dion is not the meaning of the wine? is including acupuncture, heart and neurological three experts on the medical team to Sri Lanka for her treatment. CHEN Yi Mi as a female diplomat, English and better, work more convenient, when it acts as a liaison and translator. As CHEN Yi Mi responsible for classes to take care of his wife well, and soon became Mrs. Class , sometimes can not help but reveal to her family and work troubles and the government intends to, and even ask card can enter at any time.
my wife this same class between mother and daughter Lady the foundation of friendly relations between the two countries, a small side of the deep. The appearance of the side, need to have good opportunities, but also requires careful nurturing, and enthusiastic pursuit of individual diplomats.
; caused controversy
Sri Lanka is a pearl of the Indian Ocean, known as the The Government declared a state of emergency. In this sea of Sri Lanka Friendship Chinese diplomats, are generally inadequate mental preparation.
a work that morning, Sri Lanka's Foreign Ministry has formally notified the embassies, and made a few passes to the embassy. we had from the class Mrs. Suni Tel daughter to get some information, and thus the incident itself has some mental preparation. the whole museum in a strong under the leadership of Ambassador Ma Zaiqing, orderly and without panic to meet this unexpected events. But the problem is still there: two messengers of martial law in Sri Lanka before that on the plane, is expected to arrive that afternoon in Colombo. should be how to deal with?
horse Ambassador Embassy leadership to convene a meeting soon to decide now Sri Lanka diplomatic note Department, requiring him to ensure the safety of my messenger, and reassignment of full-time chauffeur, Ambassador Ma, considering I know English, but also say a local language, in addition to many friends at the airport, decided to the airport to pick up my messenger. ambassador personally find talk to me, explain to me the seriousness of the problem and potential danger, to be sure at this crucial moment I messenger and file to ensure the absolute safety, if necessary, favorable and unfavorable conditions, and do a careful pre-travel preparation.
old driver Ambassador rich social experience of summer, it had been a soldier, experienced and prudent, failing to panic. This is my task as a positive factor. < br> Then, I called a newspaper reporter stationed in the airport. The journalist had close contacts with me, friendly to China. I'm at the airport immigration and customs have many friends who were introduced by him and know. He told me said, the airport and near many of the armed forces has increased, but so far they have not taken over or say in the airport business. It makes me added confidence to complete the task.
not sure the best and most disturbing is that I do not know how along the way . Sri Lankan army never fought. According to some friends told us that morning, the army is more anxious than people, just a little panic. It is said that two diplomats of other countries in the performance of official duties, in order to hear the soldiers to stop when They immediately reached for the pocket passes. soldiers mistakenly thought they were a gun, immediately been punctured several holes. Under the circumstances have been learned, and I carefully studied the summer with the old drivers, Zhuomo Zhao may encounter various situations and response options.
us to the airport an hour ahead of the same airport that journalists with the world famous drink tea in Sri Lanka, met immigration and customs duty friends, I am going to explain the task of messenger.
Soon the aircraft touched down. At that time the number of passengers have been informed of the situation, which generally seemed nervous, my messenger is relatively calm. Airport check more strictly than usual, and some simply rummaging through. We are as usual exemption Messenger priority clearance.
passed the first hurdle. We find a little relief, but no not be taken lightly, and immediately drove back the embassy. travel half a kilometer, however, when suddenly an army of heavily armed soldiers jump from the road on both sides of the front of our cars, we immediately stop the forced the same time, they quickly dispersed, surrounded us on all sides. suddenly, twelve machine guns aimed at our population, the atmosphere was very tense. the first time I encountered such a danger, but are also a little scared. We are unarmed ah! Later want them to do so might be that their own very nervous and timid, not dare to casually shot.
this time, a staff sergeant went to front of the car asked us Duan Zhaoqiang are doing, we get off to be examined.
old driver of summer already locked the door, then pour over the body to help me open the windows a fraction, so you can hear each other talk to each other, but each other's hands can not come into his. I learned the lessons of the two diplomats met, the first examination Does he look passes, and then slowly reached into his pocket out by Chuang Feng handed out to him.
saw pass each other about our diplomats insisted after inspection, and sometimes in a stalemate. Finally I explain who we are and show the Chinese Foreign diplomats card after the attitude of great changes, and immediately agreed to release. bilateral friendly farewell folded. By this time we sigh of relief.
wave just flat, following another . day later we learned that our one-ton cargo ship will be moored next morning Colombo port. a state of emergency and martial law declared in the host countries during the ship berthing port inconvenience and difficulties which are obvious, but security is also a major subject. For this reason, the embassy in time led the study. The next day, after breakfast, his wife, Ambassador Ma led several of our people, including diplomats, business office, with the best fruit in Sri Lanka, boarding . seize the time to rest, the telephone rang. a bigger problem then placed in front of us. China has always been a friendly Iraqi Trade Minister, sent the orders of Prime Minister Mrs. classes, request for an emergency meeting with Ambassador of Malaysia, and comes on to. Iraq's Ambassador to the horse, according to its government control of information, I shipped on board of weapons in Africa. Lankan government, What bolt from the blue, it is something must. no country in the knowledge and direction, we are deeply confused and embarrassed the Ambassador. but he, after all, experience, diligence and calm and dignified. He said that the Sri Lankan government's understanding difficult, but please give him some time in Iraq the first clarify the situation. the other party seems to have understood, said, understand the situation. this time has eight o'clock at night, have heard sporadic gunfire was heard outside. the night on board, and to go through the port powerhouse, really dangerous. But things are imminent, how can I take into account the personal safety! be my requirements, the embassy opened the letter and asked me to carry a red passport, so street and parking requirements Juventa sound. the old summer slowly stop, a police officer and his men with rifles immediately rushed to our car and questioned why the delay before we stop. I learn from the experience of the day before the airport road, the first that I is Diplomats have urgent business to the port to go to, because drivers do not understand the local language, after listening to my translation of the brake, so the delay for a few seconds. the other side to see me is justified, not to quibble, but warned that this is your danger, this is an unusual time, if I shot and killed you how to do?! finished these words, he was immediately released.
few minutes later, I went to the the Port Authority to find a friend to help the Council I do boarding procedures. but he told me that I'm going to which the ship before leaving port twenty-five minutes bound for Africa, the.
I'm overjoyed, but I dare not clarify the situation immediately before Ambassador of the report, otherwise it will make a big mistake. So, I ask with the Naval Command, to inquire the whereabouts of the boat. naval officer on duty, confirmed that a ton Chinese freighter in half an hour before departure. I hereby Ambassador to the horse immediately made a report. Afterwards he relieved immediately to notify Iraq of a translation, I ship off Sri Lanka, he is helpless.
next day, the local newspaper distorted the facts of individual, hard to say there was a ship full of Guevara molecular weapons to Sri Lanka quietly to the port in an attempt to sow discord between the two countries relations.
Embassy informed the case under domestic reasons, according to refute that, in order to help combat piracy and attacks Taiwan, Chiang, and I do have a small amount of cargo on self-defense weapons, in line with international practice, and in my boat moored port of Sri Lanka during the Sri Lankan authorities have made a report. As for the parking period, whether the storage of these very small amount of self-defense weapons, completely stopping the port from the custom authorities. Sri Lanka side the confidence out of our country, has not been sealed. ulterior motives of certain newspaper reports.
a false alarm, so sudden, and accidental end.
phrase broken the first day of the Lost the occurrence of such unpleasant things, and friends on the embassy door'm also very small. the whole museum comrades felt nervous and confused. The next day, on suspicion of supporting a socialist country, Move. a lot of rumors circulating in society, some vilify China for department adopted a series of our embassy surveillance and inspection measures, all e-mail correspondence of the mission was opened, workers quarters and searched by the Xinhua News Agency resident, even my assistance Bandaranaike building construction materials are also being eleven checks. All Museum comrades and my staff of Sri Lanka Sri Lanka aid such acts are not understood, confused and angry, and even his wife to change the class policy of friendship to China. Some young translated the Indian Ocean tears, sighed heavily and said ;, said Mrs. classes Well, it is wise to check a few times and found that the Chinese side without any problems, do not put you right in the mouth sealed!?
news, the whole museum, such as drought every gay nectar, the mind immediately clear up, all admiration for Premier Zhou vision holds stunning diplomatic skills and the arts, with the unusual language and demeanor can not be solved by conventional understanding and solving problems. This also shows that Premier Zhou met several times since his wife the same class, more frequent contacts, understand very well, know her deep friendship to our country, not to harm relations between things.
Later, Premier Zhou Enlai instructed Ambassador Mazi Qing wife around them through classes (her brother) to her message is that China is currently probing the Jin, wise and resolute. face the facts, the face of such frank and forceful diplomacy, class lady can I say? can only admire. right of course, the mouth is sealed.
storm finally passed We also break through several difficult period. class wife of her leadership in strengthening the bilateral relations have improved again and developed.
unforgettable years, and the tragedy of life according to Mi Chen
I have the same work in Ceylon nearly a decade. The first time was from 1957 to 1961. when we are only twenty, and eighteen of the clerk (she was two levels higher than me), but the task is very arduous. she undertakes in the research room heavy work of translation and information. I could be a snake oil, in addition to research work, also acts as the translation of climbing Yao Chief Counsellor, responsible for press releases, help running errands. Work has a busy, but four years in office, we have been very happy life very full, and to learn Sinhala. sounds like a honeymoon in general. Our first two children were born in the embassy. As a result of need, we traveled almost the entire island of Ceylon. We in the Wild Animal Park seen near the beautiful female leopard, and the two elephants in the sunset at the lake, family gatherings, swimming and kissing scenes, we are husband and wife both ride elephants, walk in the wilderness. We went to a week Prime Minister and President Tito and other celebrities planted memorial trees
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Throwing in the towel (zt)
After this stage everyone to see a mountain, wanted to know what is behind the mountains. I wanted to tell him, you may turn the mountains behind, you will find nothing special. Looking back under the side may feel better . but I know he will not listen to his character, how can they do not come willing?
I always thought you would be together, why do not you marry him? He never said he loved me. Some things do not speak out. I just hope he said a word, he would not say he is too confident. why to lose the time before going to fight? In that case, I will not let him be. If the feelings of can decide who will win, I do not know that she is not won, but I am very clear from the start I lost. In the past I think that sentence is important because I think some words out of that whole life, now want to I thought, what difference did not say that, some things will change. I always thought I had won, until one day look in the mirror, I realized that I lost, in my best, my favorite people are not on my side. If you can restart it nice ah!
love the people, for some ridiculous reason insist on their own, eventually turned into a torture each other.
White
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Many years later, I have a nickname called Western drugs, anyone can become vicious, as long as what you tried envy, I do not mind how others look at me, I just I do not want to be happier than others.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I thought this world there is a people do not have jealousy, because he was too proud to you, in my debut, I knew a man, because He likes to come and go east, so many years later, he had a nickname Click here to see.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Huang Yu-Pro Tai Sui this year, drought everywhere, where there is drought there must be trouble, trouble that I have the business. My name is Ouyang Feng, my job is to help people solve problems is to help people lift the trouble.
Ouyang Feng (to himself): It seems that your age is also in his early forties, and these four ten years, some things you do not want to mention, or you do not want to bye some people, some people have let you down, maybe you tried to kill them, but you did not dare. Ha, or you feel value, in fact, kill, very easy. I have a friend, and his martial arts very well, but recently was a bit difficult, as long as you just give him a little silver, he will be able to help you kill that person, you think about it though. In fact, kill A man is not very easy, but to make a living, many people will take the risk.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): leave the White Camel Mountain, I went to the desert, and began another life.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): early , Waking of Insects. this time of year, there will be a person came to me to drink, I buy his name. The people are very strange, each time the total came from the east, this habit has been maintained for several years . This year, he brought me a souvenir.
I buy: Not long ago, I met a man, gave me a jar of wine, she said, is called the did you forget to call anything. I wonder why there is such a wine. She said the biggest worry of people is that memory is so good that if anything can be forget, for each subsequent day will be a new beginning , then how happy you said that. It was going to give you the altar wine, and look, we have to drink out.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): For too weird stuff, I have always difficult to accept, So this altar > I buy: I can not remember.
Ouyang Feng: Do you remember how to do this for?
I buy: I do not remember.
Ouyang Feng: Why are you staring That cage.
I buy: because it is familiar.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): That night he get drunk, and left early the next morning. I do not know why he is about to take the Forum dream life place, it is the home of his friend. In that year married his friend, Huang had lived there for some time. One day his friend left the house, after all this time, Huang never returned.
I buy: Can you a drink?
Blind Swordsman: I just want to drink water.
I buy: I've seen you like?
Blind Swordsman: far more than seen, you used to be my best friend, but now longer friends. are you doing here?
I buy: Not long ago, I met a man, she gave me a jar of wine, she said, called the , after drinking, no matter what will be done before all forgotten. I wonder why there is such a wine, I drank some and found really effective, I wonder if you are not interested to try?
blind swordsman : Do you know drink with water is the difference? wine, Yue Heyue warm, cold water will Yuehe Yue.
I buy: do we meet again?
Blind Swordsman: No!
blind swordsman (monologue): I have sworn, if let I met this person, I will kill him. but I did not do so, because I see him, eyes have seen things.
I buy: You're drunk.
(Murong Yan sword stabbed I buy)
I buy: Ha ha ha ......< br> Ouyang Feng (Monologue ): a person's memory is not good, do not go too dangerous place, because you may forget your enemies. That day, I buy almost died in the hands of one person.
Every year a few months, people do not seem willing to die like. The following year, after the beginning of spring, I have not traded, the entire month, only one person came to me.
Murong Yan: I think you killed a man for me, his name is I buy.
Ouyang F: He is today one of the best swordsman, he is not easy to kill me.
Murong Yan: As long as you can kill him, I at any cost. But I have one condition, he must die in my hands, and is the most painful way to die.
Ouyang Feng: Why do you hate him?
Murong Yan: Because a woman, he abandoned my sister.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): His name is Murong Yan, claiming to be descendants of Murong son. I buy him and hit it off at the Peach Grove outside the city of Suzhou. day almanac reads: fourth day, the beginning of spring, east to thaw. That is a new beginning. One night, I buy him a joke.
I buy: If you have a sister, I will marry her.
Murong Yan: Well, the deal. You do not regret it, if you regret so, I will kill you.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): They made a date, an appointment to meet in one place, the results I buy do not keep the appointment.
Murong Emma: My brother is not looking for you ?
Ouyang Feng: Who is your brother?
Murong Yan: Yan Murong his name.
Ouyang Feng: He seems to have.
Murong Yan: He is not want you to help homicide a person.
Ouyang Feng: I forgot.
Murong Yan: If you really were to kill him, I will kill you.
Ouyang Feng: lavish your brother, do not promise he not lost too? so willing to spend big money these days to kill people, not much.
Murong Yan: As long as you do not promise him I'll pay you double the price to compensate for your loss. However, I have a condition, you have to for me to kill a man, he is my brother Yan Murong.
Ouyang Feng: Your brother and sister feeling really strange, you really hate your brother do so?
Murong Emma: Yes! because he will not let me I buy together, he felt that I belong to him. Therefore, he must die!
Murong Yan: My sister had not come to you?
Ouyang Feng: Yes.
Murong Yan: Do not Non cent want her, or I could not even kill you.
Ouyang Feng: Do you care about your sister's pretty.
Murong Yan: She is my only family, I just wanted to protect her. she What do you do come?
Ouyang Feng: she told me to kill a man named Yan Murong.
Murong Yan: Yes, I buy teach her to do so.
Ouyang Feng: Even if she did not I buy will do so, because she wants to leave you.
Murong Yan: I will not let her leave me, unless I die.
Murong Yan: You talk to my brother?
Ouyang Feng: He told you.
Murong Emma: Why not hands.
Ouyang Feng: I'm afraid not receive money. to kill your brother is not difficult, because of his weaknesses. Do you know what that is? is you. I told him to kill him is you want to see what his reaction is. Since he was against you and I buy, it may be he likes you, and if so, to what extent you like?
Murong Yan: He To my whole life with him.
Ouyang Feng: that he really likes you.
Murong Emma: Unfortunately, I do not like him, I like the person is Huang.
Ouyang Feng: He not that sad?
Murong Yan: Let him go sad! Since I am so unhappy, why not find a stay by me. I just want him to get a taste taste.
Ouyang Feng : You are cruel. Are not you afraid that he die for?
Murong Yan: I just want him to die! Ha ...... why would you say these words to me!
Ouyang Feng: You ask my brother That question, I think for a long time, and finally thought: you want to die alone, the most painful way is to first kill his favorite people. but I can not do, if I kill you, I turn to money? right?
Murong Yan: Some people want to kill me!
Ouyang Feng: How What was going to kill you for no reason?
Murong Yan: because, they say that I buy my favorite woman. Do not let them kill me!
Ouyang Feng (monologue): That night, the woman refused to go. I saw her so frightened, give her drank wine, then she fell asleep. < br> Murong Yan: you hiding my sister gone?
Ouyang Feng: Why are you so sure that I accept her?
Murong Yan: I know she has come to you, then no one goodbye over her.
Ouyang Feng: One night she came to me, she said she was hunted down and begged me take her, then she left. she is not gone home?
Murong Yan: I sister with any enemies, no reason to kill her how anyone dignitaries.
Ouyang Feng: It seems that because she is Huang favorite woman.
Murong Yan: joke! if he like her, why she should leave.
Ouyang Feng: Some people are gone, leaving people will find their own favorite. Maybe I buy is this one.
Murong Yan: He is not !
Ouyang Feng: Why so sure.
Murong Yan: he had in love with another woman!
Ouyang Feng (monologue): a person is frustrated, more or less an excuse to cover up themselves. In fact Murong Yin and Yang, but the two identities is the same person in the back of these two identities, hiding a wounded man.
Ouyang Feng: You're drunk, Murong brother. < br> Murong Yan: Murong brother? you have the wrong person, I am not Murong brother, I'm big Yan dignified princess, Miss Murong family, my name is Murong Yan, who you really are?
Ouyang Peak: You do not recognize me?
Murong Yan: You once said to marry my wife, I would not know how it?
Ouyang Feng: I have said so, then you?
Murong Yan: the day you are a guest of Suzhou, in the peach tree I told you to drink, you touch my face by drunk, you say, if I have a sister, you must marry her. you know I am the daughter of the body Why do so.
Ouyang Feng: drunk, say you can not be serious?
Murong Emma: Because of you, I waited until now. I asked you to take me away, but you did not, you say you can not love two people. you love that woman is Murong Yan, then why are you now in love with another woman. Do not you know it, I was looking for that woman, because someone said What is your favorite woman is her, I would have wanted to kill her, but then I did not do so, because I do not want to prove that she is. I asked myself, What is your favorite woman is not me, now I do not want to know friends . If one day I could not help but ask, you have to lie to me, even if you have in mind, however reluctantly, do not tell me your favorite person is not me. ooo, ooo ......< br> Ouyang peak (monologue): a long fly by night, because I like the same time with two people talking. Later, I could not tell she was Murong Yan, or Yan Murong.
Ouyang Feng: Murong Yan? Murong Yan?
Murong Yan: Tell me your favorite woman Which?
Ouyang Feng: is you anyway.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): In the past some people ask me, but I did not answer, is Huang's status changed, I think these words is not really hard to say.
Ouyang Feng (Spoken): That night when I felt someone touch me.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I know he wants to grab the person is not me, she is only when I was another person, I have not? her hand was warm, just as my sister's hand.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): day, no one saw or Murong Murong Yan Yan. A few years later, rivers and lakes there is a strange swordsman, no one knows where he came from, only know that he likes to fall asleep with his own reflection. He has a very special name, called the uncontested top dog.
Ouyang Feng: Can you find me?
Daughters: I'm looking for someone to take revenge for my brother.
Ouyang Feng: What happened to him? < br> Daughters: The Swordsman After a few days ago a group of my house, my brother, his ignorance and offended one of them, they killed my brother.
Ouyang Feng: the local magistrate?
Daughters: Qiu House because they are Swordsman, magistrate will not dare.
Ouyang Feng: How much money you?
Daughters: My family is poor, there was simply no money, only this basket eggs, and a donkey, this donkey is my Niangqin dowry left to me before his death.
Ouyang Feng: If you are determined to take revenge for your brother, you have to raise a sum of money, no one would order a donkey to offend Qiu House Swordsman. revenge is a price to pay. If you look ugly, I advise you to die that way. What do you think that I attempt, I just want to tell you, if to sell, you donkey is worth more than that. know what I mean?
Daughters: I do not do that. If you do too little money, I will wait, I think there must be someone willing to help me.
Ouyang peak (monologue): I do not know that she is not really want to avenge her brother, or nothing to do. everyone will stick to their beliefs, others see a waste of time, but she felt very important. Seen from here, She was like a person. (think of sister)
Ouyang Feng (monologue): subsequent nights, I do the same dream, I dream of peach blossom in my hometown. I suddenly thought, Originally, I have not been back for many years, the White Camel Mountain.
Ouyang Feng: a problem with your eyes?
Blind Swordsman: from bad to my eyes, the doctor said I would be blind three-year-old.
Ouyang Feng: How old are you?
Blind Swordsman: just three years old.
Ouyang Feng: It's still to do.
blind swordsman: annually in the spring, the country will open very peach brilliant, I think before I blind to see them once, but unfortunately have run out of money for the journey. I heard you specialize in solving problems for other people, you can help me?
Ouyang Feng: A few months before I have a friend here kill horse thieves. Their gang heard will come back looking for revenge, but unfortunately my friend was gone. near the fear would harm the fish, a sum of money to find a master willing to kill them.
blind swordsman : I heard that a man with a knife quickly, did not know he was not.
Ouyang Feng: What do you find him?
Blind Swordsman: to see a quick his sword or my sword fast. < br> Blind Swordsman: I would not be here.
Swordsman: Do you regret it too late now.
Blind Swordsman: left hand okay?
Swordsman: No! to stay, stay your life.
(sword to kill the blind swordsman Swordsman)
Blind Swordsman: you are mistaken. I said I should not have to because you are not my opponents, I say stay the hand, you have to gave me the life.
Daughters: Can you help me.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Although he is a Labo swordsman, but his life is very regular, every day, come here to drink a glass of wine , eat two bowls of rice, to the time when the sun goes down he will go.
Ouyang Feng: Why are you staring at the girl?
blind swordsman: She reminds me of another person.
Ouyang Feng : your wife?
Ouyang Feng: Since she thought, why do you stay at?
blind swordsman: She fell in love with my best friend.
Blind Swordsman: Horse Thief What time?
Ouyang Feng: it is probably a day or two.
Blind Swordsman: I hope they hurry to be late, then the peach.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): What time is flower season , the Horse Thief to no one knows when. He every day outside the city and so on, the more so the more I found him later. Although he points every night, a lamp, but I know that he could not see anything at night. < br> Daughters: Do not you do not like me?
Daughters: Do you want to return home go up?
Blind Swordsman: Yes.
Daughters: Do you get married you?
Blind Swordsman: Why do so Q?
Daughters: I guess you must like your wife.
Blind Swordsman: You can say that.
Daughters: If so, why not stay at her side?
Blind Swordsman: can be requested I have a drink up?
Ouyang Feng: You have so much tonight Masaoki?
Blind Swordsman: I have no chance to drink the fear of tomorrow.
Ouyang Feng: I would like them, only to the dawn, I am ready to help you as a lantern.
Blind Swordsman: There are no lantern is not important to me.
Ouyang Feng: Do you not see something?
Blind Swordsman: violent could see the sun I hope the weather will be better tomorrow. If I come back after sunset but he did not, could you find me a man whose name I buy, tell him I country and a people waiting for him.
(provisional starting to kill rustlers kissed the Daughters of the former)
blind swordsman (monologue): I do not know why, but I can not control myself. When I left, the woman's tears on my face starts drying, do not know that woman will not do for my tears?
blind swordsman (monologue): I've heard people say if the knife faster, then the blood gushed from the wound when the same as the wind, good to hear, think first time I heard that the blood flow out of my own.
I buy (monologue): That night, my friend who never been to, I came for him, but he did not forgive me to death.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): This man's name is Hong Qi, who is the knife soon, but he does not like wearing shoes. I know he can help me a lot of money, but I was never like this, because my life There is a saying in the book, > Hongqi:
Ouyang Feng does not know: Because I know you're hungry. In fact, I watch you long time friends, I see you squatting ǽ tall, the half-day did not move over, you do not like to see sick . you that I have seen much more attractive young people, understand that martial arts to the world that can run rampant, in fact, mountebank is a very painful thing. will be martial arts, there are many things that can not do. You do not want to plow it? and disgraced to robbery and do not want the spotlight in the street performers, how do you live? martial arts have to eat. There is a professional job for you, not only can help you earn silver, but also chivalric, you interested? you, consider look, but be quick, you know, will soon be hungry stomach.
Hongqi came not long after the last group of horse thieves back. I took him to see the group of villagers, I for him bought a pair of shoes, because shoes and do not wear shoes in the Swordsman, the price is very different.
Ouyang Feng: how do you think this price is very expensive hundred pence? Then you can find a few cheap , there are a few did not wear shoes, you give him a few pieces of silver they have been very happy friends. which not even the shoes Swordsman, do you have confidence in them? in case they missed, let know that the Horse Thief you ordered, and you want to gang rustlers what? I can not say my friend martial arts are better than them, I told you that the size of your family lives of over port security, at least in this respect, you believe that a wearer of the bar.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): In order not to repeat the same mistakes, I went to a place with Hong Qi.
Hongqi: What do you take me to see dead bodies?
Ouyang Peak: Because the dead can speak. the first two days, where he ambushed Horse Thief, I thought I could eliminate them, who knows his own death. Qutaxingming is the knife, it is clear difference with other injuries, from right to left, his body was only one stab wound, which means that only one of them out of the knife to end his life, so you deal with this group of horse thieves, pay attention to a person, a man with his left hand with a knife.
Hung Seven: If I die, you do not take people to see me, I do not want to understand the words of a corpse.
the 15th, sunny, wind, and local officials lowered, given human good and evil, there Xueguang, avoid travel, chanting solution should disaster.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): usually take the money without even looking, and they spend the money quickly, but Hongqi few very carefully, I know kinds of people do not stay with me for too long.
the tenth day of the beginning of autumn, sunny, cool breeze to, should travel, friends, avoid new vessels into the water.
Ouyang Feng: Hongqi? he was gone, I think He will not come back, you find him elsewhere.
Ouyang Feng: What do you understand me?
Ouyang Feng (Spoken): Do not think a woman to cheat is very easy to do, the more is a simple woman more direct, and she knew her husband did not leave because Hongqi is not abandoned his camel to ignore.
Hongqi: I told you in the country waiting for me, you always follow me Gansha, Go back! back!
Hong Qi's wife: I do not go home!
Hongqi: You go home! home! home! go! Sign away!
Ouyang Feng: the woman waited outside Hello a few days.
Hongqi: She does not drive away, in what ways! Do you want me to wherever they went with my wife?
Ouyang Feng: hee, who said No ah, there is nothing.
Ouyang Feng : I used to like you, as one to conquer the world, that can cast off their women, who knew so I went home only to discover that she did my wife had.
Ouyang Feng: You come to me every day is useless, no money, I can not help you, you go back and think of something right.
Daughters: I beg of you anyway.
Ouyang Feng: Ask of me is useless, I'm just a middleman, requiring who is your own.
fifth, rain. naturals available, Qu Xing, should bathe, avoid travel, red Longsha North.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): If I were the group of Qiu House Swordsman, I have wasted step, the original so much Mania together, but the value of an egg.
Ouyang Feng: To an egg lost a finger, worth it?
Hongqi: not worth ! but I think happy, this is my own. Originally, I should be fine, but my sword is not as fast. I used to fast because I direct, think to do it, never thinking about price. I thought my do not become life until the girl came up to me, I realized that I completely changed, and I did not even promised her, because I know you will not agree. That day, I'm disappointed, I think I have you mixed up with into a person, not his own. I do not want to like you, because I know Ouyang Feng is an egg will not take risks, this is were you and me.
Daughters: Can you save Hongqi ?
Ouyang Feng: I heard that he was very sick.
Daughters: Can a doctor give him a look?
Ouyang Feng: call a doctor for money. Unfortunately, I do not have eggs, if I can give you a few, you know you best, asked people to do things with eggs.
Ouyang Feng: I will not save him, because he does not listen to me. He ended up this way, all because of you, as You save him. I know you will not be exhausted, not to find me, I'm here waiting for you to ask me. you said, you're not willing to sacrifice themselves for others, I will see you this time that come to do.
Hongqi: What do you think?
Daughters: Nothing.
Hongqi: Do not do anything for me. If I really die, I will died very happy. I can help you to the egg, the egg I've eaten, you do not owe me anything, do anything stupid. Remember, there are people waiting for you.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Later, I never saw that woman again.
Hongqi: I can not with a knife after a.
Ouyang Feng: not necessarily a knife, bare hands can kill. you're just missing fingers, which nothing, whatever the outcome, there were a job. how, wants to return home? If it wanted to return home, why did you and you want to come out.
Hongqi: What is behind this desert place?
Ouyang Feng : is another desert.
everyone through this stage, to see a mountain, wanted to know what is behind the mountains. I wanted to tell him, you may turn over mountains behind, you will find that nothing special will look back feel better here. but he would not believe, to his character, he did not try is not willing.
Ouyang Feng: Where are you going?
Hongqi: I've never been to a , hoping the break a tricks. If you hear later in the rivers and lakes that a nine-hero, it must be me.
Ouyang Feng: she do?
Hongqi: go with her. like you said, there is nothing, not allowed to bring his wife who said that wherever they went, right!
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I finally understand why I like Hongqi woman, probably because he was simple enough. watching them take the time , jealous of my heart, I have also had such an opportunity, do not know why they gave up.
Ouyang Feng (Spoken): He left that day, the wind is blowing to the south, he deliberately against the wind. I remember fifth day, almanac reads: loss of stars when the value of Northern Italy.
(Three years later, Hongqi added beggars, and eventually became Gai is very, known as the North beggar, old age and Ouyang Feng duel in the Snowy Mountains The results hugged to death.)
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Hongqi gone, had been raining. every time it rains, I think of a person, she used to be like me. I do not know a coincidence or for other reasons, every time I travel, when to leave her, the day will be rain, she said, because she was unhappy. Then she married my brother, her wedding day, I left the White Camel Mountain.
sister: Ask me tomorrow, even if the answer is still the same, I do not like ......< br> Ouyang Feng: There is a saying, after tonight I will not say. you and do not follow me! < br> sister: you will not be easy. do not like! you remember, from now on, I'm your wife, you can pull my hand after only one who is your brother, the other person is not eligible!
Ouyang Peak: How old looked at my sweat towel?
Peach: This is my husband's sweat towel, why you are here. He is not dead?
Peach: This thing has been for me now useless.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Maybe because for too long have not seen peach, the second year in the spring, I went to the man's home, I find it very strange that there is no peach.
Ouyang peak (monologue): I know when to leave, this place had no peach, peach is just a woman's name.
Ouyang Feng (Monologue): hear the woman crying, I suddenly realize Why did I buy every year to visit me once.
sister: Do you think he wonders, strange, not a manager, always silent, and laugh not laugh, but if you ignore him, he would stay stay at you, do not know what he was thinking. clear mind wants, but his mouth refused to speak out, be sure to let go before you to be. first to whether he will gradually do not want to accommodate him. < br> I buy (monologue): Although I like her, but I do not want to let her know, because I know things are not always the best. Every time she was gazing into a child, in fact I know her heart to another person. I'm jealous of Ouyang Feng, I want to know is how people like to feel that, I hurt a lot of people.
I buy: I always thought you would be together, why do not you marry He?
sister: He never said he loved me.
I buy: Some words do not speak out.
sister: I only hope that he say a word, he would not say that he too confident and thought I would marry him, who knew I was married to his brother. In our wedding day, he wanted me to go with him, I did not. Why to lose the time before going to fight? As is the case I will not let him be.
I buy (monologue): If the feelings can decide who will win, I do not know that she is not won, but I am very clear from the start I lost.
I buy (monologue): I like the peach because the female talent. peach flowers every year when I can see her, I went to visit Ouyang Feng, Ouyang Feng because she wanted to know the news, with Ouyang Feng, every year I can find an excuse to visit her once.
sister: you know now what is most important to me?
I buy: If I did not guess wrong, it should be your son.
sister: I used to think so, but watching him growing up, I know he will leave me sooner or later. ask what I think does not matter Rights. In the past I think that sentence is important because I think some words out of that whole life, now think about it, say no to say no difference, some things will change. I always thought I had won, until one day look in the mirror, I realized that I lost, in my best of times, my favorite people are not on my side. If you can restart it nice ah!
sister: Actually, when you told him so well, why not tell him I'm over here?
I buy: I promised you, so I have not said.
sister: You're too honest.
I buy (monologue): Before long, she died. deathbed, she handed me a jar of wine and asked me to bring that , she hopes to forget her Ouyang Feng.
I buy (monologue): Some people say that a person in trouble is because the memory is very good. it started, I forgot a lot of things, the only impression that I like Peach.
(after six years, Huang Peach Blossom Island, the East China Sea seclusion, claiming peach , No. Click here to see)
Ouyang Feng (monologue): beginning of spring, soon to the Waking of Insects, there will be bit this time of year friends came to me, but he did not come this year, not long before I received a letter from White Camel Mountain, two years ago, my sister in the fall, because of a serious illness died. I know that I buy will not come again, But I also continue to wait, I sat at the door two days and nights watching the sky constantly changes, I found that while I am here for a long time, but never see this piece of desert, mountains seen before, wanted to know what is behind the mountain, I do not want to know, I was the Lone Star into the life of the people, young parents of premature death, had followed his brother had each other, I grew to know how to protect myself, and I know that to not be refused, the best approach is to reject others because of this reason, I never went back, in fact, there are also good, but has already started can not turn back, my life, the book said, the sun palace couples , de facto marriage, can not think of a Really.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): That night I suddenly wanted to drink, I drank a result of the half altar > Ouyang Feng (to himself):
I always thought you would be together, why do not you marry him? He never said he loved me. Some things do not speak out. I just hope he said a word, he would not say he is too confident. why to lose the time before going to fight? In that case, I will not let him be. If the feelings of can decide who will win, I do not know that she is not won, but I am very clear from the start I lost. In the past I think that sentence is important because I think some words out of that whole life, now want to I thought, what difference did not say that, some things will change. I always thought I had won, until one day look in the mirror, I realized that I lost, in my best, my favorite people are not on my side. If you can restart it nice ah!
love the people, for some ridiculous reason insist on their own, eventually turned into a torture each other.
White
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Many years later, I have a nickname called Western drugs, anyone can become vicious, as long as what you tried envy, I do not mind how others look at me, I just I do not want to be happier than others.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I thought this world there is a people do not have jealousy, because he was too proud to you, in my debut, I knew a man, because He likes to come and go east, so many years later, he had a nickname Click here to see.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Huang Yu-Pro Tai Sui this year, drought everywhere, where there is drought there must be trouble, trouble that I have the business. My name is Ouyang Feng, my job is to help people solve problems is to help people lift the trouble.
Ouyang Feng (to himself): It seems that your age is also in his early forties, and these four ten years, some things you do not want to mention, or you do not want to bye some people, some people have let you down, maybe you tried to kill them, but you did not dare. Ha, or you feel value, in fact, kill, very easy. I have a friend, and his martial arts very well, but recently was a bit difficult, as long as you just give him a little silver, he will be able to help you kill that person, you think about it though. In fact, kill A man is not very easy, but to make a living, many people will take the risk.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): leave the White Camel Mountain, I went to the desert, and began another life.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): early , Waking of Insects. this time of year, there will be a person came to me to drink, I buy his name. The people are very strange, each time the total came from the east, this habit has been maintained for several years . This year, he brought me a souvenir.
I buy: Not long ago, I met a man, gave me a jar of wine, she said, is called the did you forget to call anything. I wonder why there is such a wine. She said the biggest worry of people is that memory is so good that if anything can be forget, for each subsequent day will be a new beginning , then how happy you said that. It was going to give you the altar wine, and look, we have to drink out.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): For too weird stuff, I have always difficult to accept, So this altar > I buy: I can not remember.
Ouyang Feng: Do you remember how to do this for?
I buy: I do not remember.
Ouyang Feng: Why are you staring That cage.
I buy: because it is familiar.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): That night he get drunk, and left early the next morning. I do not know why he is about to take the Forum dream life place, it is the home of his friend. In that year married his friend, Huang had lived there for some time. One day his friend left the house, after all this time, Huang never returned.
I buy: Can you a drink?
Blind Swordsman: I just want to drink water.
I buy: I've seen you like?
Blind Swordsman: far more than seen, you used to be my best friend, but now longer friends. are you doing here?
I buy: Not long ago, I met a man, she gave me a jar of wine, she said, called the , after drinking, no matter what will be done before all forgotten. I wonder why there is such a wine, I drank some and found really effective, I wonder if you are not interested to try?
blind swordsman : Do you know drink with water is the difference? wine, Yue Heyue warm, cold water will Yuehe Yue.
I buy: do we meet again?
Blind Swordsman: No!
blind swordsman (monologue): I have sworn, if let I met this person, I will kill him. but I did not do so, because I see him, eyes have seen things.
I buy: You're drunk.
(Murong Yan sword stabbed I buy)
I buy: Ha ha ha ......< br> Ouyang Feng (Monologue ): a person's memory is not good, do not go too dangerous place, because you may forget your enemies. That day, I buy almost died in the hands of one person.
Every year a few months, people do not seem willing to die like. The following year, after the beginning of spring, I have not traded, the entire month, only one person came to me.
Murong Yan: I think you killed a man for me, his name is I buy.
Ouyang F: He is today one of the best swordsman, he is not easy to kill me.
Murong Yan: As long as you can kill him, I at any cost. But I have one condition, he must die in my hands, and is the most painful way to die.
Ouyang Feng: Why do you hate him?
Murong Yan: Because a woman, he abandoned my sister.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): His name is Murong Yan, claiming to be descendants of Murong son. I buy him and hit it off at the Peach Grove outside the city of Suzhou. day almanac reads: fourth day, the beginning of spring, east to thaw. That is a new beginning. One night, I buy him a joke.
I buy: If you have a sister, I will marry her.
Murong Yan: Well, the deal. You do not regret it, if you regret so, I will kill you.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): They made a date, an appointment to meet in one place, the results I buy do not keep the appointment.
Murong Emma: My brother is not looking for you ?
Ouyang Feng: Who is your brother?
Murong Yan: Yan Murong his name.
Ouyang Feng: He seems to have.
Murong Yan: He is not want you to help homicide a person.
Ouyang Feng: I forgot.
Murong Yan: If you really were to kill him, I will kill you.
Ouyang Feng: lavish your brother, do not promise he not lost too? so willing to spend big money these days to kill people, not much.
Murong Yan: As long as you do not promise him I'll pay you double the price to compensate for your loss. However, I have a condition, you have to for me to kill a man, he is my brother Yan Murong.
Ouyang Feng: Your brother and sister feeling really strange, you really hate your brother do so?
Murong Emma: Yes! because he will not let me I buy together, he felt that I belong to him. Therefore, he must die!
Murong Yan: My sister had not come to you?
Ouyang Feng: Yes.
Murong Yan: Do not Non cent want her, or I could not even kill you.
Ouyang Feng: Do you care about your sister's pretty.
Murong Yan: She is my only family, I just wanted to protect her. she What do you do come?
Ouyang Feng: she told me to kill a man named Yan Murong.
Murong Yan: Yes, I buy teach her to do so.
Ouyang Feng: Even if she did not I buy will do so, because she wants to leave you.
Murong Yan: I will not let her leave me, unless I die.
Murong Yan: You talk to my brother?
Ouyang Feng: He told you.
Murong Emma: Why not hands.
Ouyang Feng: I'm afraid not receive money. to kill your brother is not difficult, because of his weaknesses. Do you know what that is? is you. I told him to kill him is you want to see what his reaction is. Since he was against you and I buy, it may be he likes you, and if so, to what extent you like?
Murong Yan: He To my whole life with him.
Ouyang Feng: that he really likes you.
Murong Emma: Unfortunately, I do not like him, I like the person is Huang.
Ouyang Feng: He not that sad?
Murong Yan: Let him go sad! Since I am so unhappy, why not find a stay by me. I just want him to get a taste taste.
Ouyang Feng : You are cruel. Are not you afraid that he die for?
Murong Yan: I just want him to die! Ha ...... why would you say these words to me!
Ouyang Feng: You ask my brother That question, I think for a long time, and finally thought: you want to die alone, the most painful way is to first kill his favorite people. but I can not do, if I kill you, I turn to money? right?
Murong Yan: Some people want to kill me!
Ouyang Feng: How What was going to kill you for no reason?
Murong Yan: because, they say that I buy my favorite woman. Do not let them kill me!
Ouyang Feng (monologue): That night, the woman refused to go. I saw her so frightened, give her drank wine, then she fell asleep. < br> Murong Yan: you hiding my sister gone?
Ouyang Feng: Why are you so sure that I accept her?
Murong Yan: I know she has come to you, then no one goodbye over her.
Ouyang Feng: One night she came to me, she said she was hunted down and begged me take her, then she left. she is not gone home?
Murong Yan: I sister with any enemies, no reason to kill her how anyone dignitaries.
Ouyang Feng: It seems that because she is Huang favorite woman.
Murong Yan: joke! if he like her, why she should leave.
Ouyang Feng: Some people are gone, leaving people will find their own favorite. Maybe I buy is this one.
Murong Yan: He is not !
Ouyang Feng: Why so sure.
Murong Yan: he had in love with another woman!
Ouyang Feng (monologue): a person is frustrated, more or less an excuse to cover up themselves. In fact Murong Yin and Yang, but the two identities is the same person in the back of these two identities, hiding a wounded man.
Ouyang Feng: You're drunk, Murong brother. < br> Murong Yan: Murong brother? you have the wrong person, I am not Murong brother, I'm big Yan dignified princess, Miss Murong family, my name is Murong Yan, who you really are?
Ouyang Peak: You do not recognize me?
Murong Yan: You once said to marry my wife, I would not know how it?
Ouyang Feng: I have said so, then you?
Murong Yan: the day you are a guest of Suzhou, in the peach tree I told you to drink, you touch my face by drunk, you say, if I have a sister, you must marry her. you know I am the daughter of the body Why do so.
Ouyang Feng: drunk, say you can not be serious?
Murong Emma: Because of you, I waited until now. I asked you to take me away, but you did not, you say you can not love two people. you love that woman is Murong Yan, then why are you now in love with another woman. Do not you know it, I was looking for that woman, because someone said What is your favorite woman is her, I would have wanted to kill her, but then I did not do so, because I do not want to prove that she is. I asked myself, What is your favorite woman is not me, now I do not want to know friends . If one day I could not help but ask, you have to lie to me, even if you have in mind, however reluctantly, do not tell me your favorite person is not me. ooo, ooo ......< br> Ouyang peak (monologue): a long fly by night, because I like the same time with two people talking. Later, I could not tell she was Murong Yan, or Yan Murong.
Ouyang Feng: Murong Yan? Murong Yan?
Murong Yan: Tell me your favorite woman Which?
Ouyang Feng: is you anyway.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): In the past some people ask me, but I did not answer, is Huang's status changed, I think these words is not really hard to say.
Ouyang Feng (Spoken): That night when I felt someone touch me.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I know he wants to grab the person is not me, she is only when I was another person, I have not? her hand was warm, just as my sister's hand.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): day, no one saw or Murong Murong Yan Yan. A few years later, rivers and lakes there is a strange swordsman, no one knows where he came from, only know that he likes to fall asleep with his own reflection. He has a very special name, called the uncontested top dog.
Ouyang Feng: Can you find me?
Daughters: I'm looking for someone to take revenge for my brother.
Ouyang Feng: What happened to him? < br> Daughters: The Swordsman After a few days ago a group of my house, my brother, his ignorance and offended one of them, they killed my brother.
Ouyang Feng: the local magistrate?
Daughters: Qiu House because they are Swordsman, magistrate will not dare.
Ouyang Feng: How much money you?
Daughters: My family is poor, there was simply no money, only this basket eggs, and a donkey, this donkey is my Niangqin dowry left to me before his death.
Ouyang Feng: If you are determined to take revenge for your brother, you have to raise a sum of money, no one would order a donkey to offend Qiu House Swordsman. revenge is a price to pay. If you look ugly, I advise you to die that way. What do you think that I attempt, I just want to tell you, if to sell, you donkey is worth more than that. know what I mean?
Daughters: I do not do that. If you do too little money, I will wait, I think there must be someone willing to help me.
Ouyang peak (monologue): I do not know that she is not really want to avenge her brother, or nothing to do. everyone will stick to their beliefs, others see a waste of time, but she felt very important. Seen from here, She was like a person. (think of sister)
Ouyang Feng (monologue): subsequent nights, I do the same dream, I dream of peach blossom in my hometown. I suddenly thought, Originally, I have not been back for many years, the White Camel Mountain.
Ouyang Feng: a problem with your eyes?
Blind Swordsman: from bad to my eyes, the doctor said I would be blind three-year-old.
Ouyang Feng: How old are you?
Blind Swordsman: just three years old.
Ouyang Feng: It's still to do.
blind swordsman: annually in the spring, the country will open very peach brilliant, I think before I blind to see them once, but unfortunately have run out of money for the journey. I heard you specialize in solving problems for other people, you can help me?
Ouyang Feng: A few months before I have a friend here kill horse thieves. Their gang heard will come back looking for revenge, but unfortunately my friend was gone. near the fear would harm the fish, a sum of money to find a master willing to kill them.
blind swordsman : I heard that a man with a knife quickly, did not know he was not.
Ouyang Feng: What do you find him?
Blind Swordsman: to see a quick his sword or my sword fast. < br> Blind Swordsman: I would not be here.
Swordsman: Do you regret it too late now.
Blind Swordsman: left hand okay?
Swordsman: No! to stay, stay your life.
(sword to kill the blind swordsman Swordsman)
Blind Swordsman: you are mistaken. I said I should not have to because you are not my opponents, I say stay the hand, you have to gave me the life.
Daughters: Can you help me.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Although he is a Labo swordsman, but his life is very regular, every day, come here to drink a glass of wine , eat two bowls of rice, to the time when the sun goes down he will go.
Ouyang Feng: Why are you staring at the girl?
blind swordsman: She reminds me of another person.
Ouyang Feng : your wife?
Ouyang Feng: Since she thought, why do you stay at?
blind swordsman: She fell in love with my best friend.
Blind Swordsman: Horse Thief What time?
Ouyang Feng: it is probably a day or two.
Blind Swordsman: I hope they hurry to be late, then the peach.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): What time is flower season , the Horse Thief to no one knows when. He every day outside the city and so on, the more so the more I found him later. Although he points every night, a lamp, but I know that he could not see anything at night. < br> Daughters: Do not you do not like me?
Daughters: Do you want to return home go up?
Blind Swordsman: Yes.
Daughters: Do you get married you?
Blind Swordsman: Why do so Q?
Daughters: I guess you must like your wife.
Blind Swordsman: You can say that.
Daughters: If so, why not stay at her side?
Blind Swordsman: can be requested I have a drink up?
Ouyang Feng: You have so much tonight Masaoki?
Blind Swordsman: I have no chance to drink the fear of tomorrow.
Ouyang Feng: I would like them, only to the dawn, I am ready to help you as a lantern.
Blind Swordsman: There are no lantern is not important to me.
Ouyang Feng: Do you not see something?
Blind Swordsman: violent could see the sun I hope the weather will be better tomorrow. If I come back after sunset but he did not, could you find me a man whose name I buy, tell him I country and a people waiting for him.
(provisional starting to kill rustlers kissed the Daughters of the former)
blind swordsman (monologue): I do not know why, but I can not control myself. When I left, the woman's tears on my face starts drying, do not know that woman will not do for my tears?
blind swordsman (monologue): I've heard people say if the knife faster, then the blood gushed from the wound when the same as the wind, good to hear, think first time I heard that the blood flow out of my own.
I buy (monologue): That night, my friend who never been to, I came for him, but he did not forgive me to death.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): This man's name is Hong Qi, who is the knife soon, but he does not like wearing shoes. I know he can help me a lot of money, but I was never like this, because my life There is a saying in the book, > Hongqi:
Ouyang Feng does not know: Because I know you're hungry. In fact, I watch you long time friends, I see you squatting ǽ tall, the half-day did not move over, you do not like to see sick . you that I have seen much more attractive young people, understand that martial arts to the world that can run rampant, in fact, mountebank is a very painful thing. will be martial arts, there are many things that can not do. You do not want to plow it? and disgraced to robbery and do not want the spotlight in the street performers, how do you live? martial arts have to eat. There is a professional job for you, not only can help you earn silver, but also chivalric, you interested? you, consider look, but be quick, you know, will soon be hungry stomach.
Hongqi came not long after the last group of horse thieves back. I took him to see the group of villagers, I for him bought a pair of shoes, because shoes and do not wear shoes in the Swordsman, the price is very different.
Ouyang Feng: how do you think this price is very expensive hundred pence? Then you can find a few cheap , there are a few did not wear shoes, you give him a few pieces of silver they have been very happy friends. which not even the shoes Swordsman, do you have confidence in them? in case they missed, let know that the Horse Thief you ordered, and you want to gang rustlers what? I can not say my friend martial arts are better than them, I told you that the size of your family lives of over port security, at least in this respect, you believe that a wearer of the bar.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): In order not to repeat the same mistakes, I went to a place with Hong Qi.
Hongqi: What do you take me to see dead bodies?
Ouyang Peak: Because the dead can speak. the first two days, where he ambushed Horse Thief, I thought I could eliminate them, who knows his own death. Qutaxingming is the knife, it is clear difference with other injuries, from right to left, his body was only one stab wound, which means that only one of them out of the knife to end his life, so you deal with this group of horse thieves, pay attention to a person, a man with his left hand with a knife.
Hung Seven: If I die, you do not take people to see me, I do not want to understand the words of a corpse.
the 15th, sunny, wind, and local officials lowered, given human good and evil, there Xueguang, avoid travel, chanting solution should disaster.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): usually take the money without even looking, and they spend the money quickly, but Hongqi few very carefully, I know kinds of people do not stay with me for too long.
the tenth day of the beginning of autumn, sunny, cool breeze to, should travel, friends, avoid new vessels into the water.
Ouyang Feng: Hongqi? he was gone, I think He will not come back, you find him elsewhere.
Ouyang Feng: What do you understand me?
Ouyang Feng (Spoken): Do not think a woman to cheat is very easy to do, the more is a simple woman more direct, and she knew her husband did not leave because Hongqi is not abandoned his camel to ignore.
Hongqi: I told you in the country waiting for me, you always follow me Gansha, Go back! back!
Hong Qi's wife: I do not go home!
Hongqi: You go home! home! home! go! Sign away!
Ouyang Feng: the woman waited outside Hello a few days.
Hongqi: She does not drive away, in what ways! Do you want me to wherever they went with my wife?
Ouyang Feng: hee, who said No ah, there is nothing.
Ouyang Feng : I used to like you, as one to conquer the world, that can cast off their women, who knew so I went home only to discover that she did my wife had.
Ouyang Feng: You come to me every day is useless, no money, I can not help you, you go back and think of something right.
Daughters: I beg of you anyway.
Ouyang Feng: Ask of me is useless, I'm just a middleman, requiring who is your own.
fifth, rain. naturals available, Qu Xing, should bathe, avoid travel, red Longsha North.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): If I were the group of Qiu House Swordsman, I have wasted step, the original so much Mania together, but the value of an egg.
Ouyang Feng: To an egg lost a finger, worth it?
Hongqi: not worth ! but I think happy, this is my own. Originally, I should be fine, but my sword is not as fast. I used to fast because I direct, think to do it, never thinking about price. I thought my do not become life until the girl came up to me, I realized that I completely changed, and I did not even promised her, because I know you will not agree. That day, I'm disappointed, I think I have you mixed up with into a person, not his own. I do not want to like you, because I know Ouyang Feng is an egg will not take risks, this is were you and me.
Daughters: Can you save Hongqi ?
Ouyang Feng: I heard that he was very sick.
Daughters: Can a doctor give him a look?
Ouyang Feng: call a doctor for money. Unfortunately, I do not have eggs, if I can give you a few, you know you best, asked people to do things with eggs.
Ouyang Feng: I will not save him, because he does not listen to me. He ended up this way, all because of you, as You save him. I know you will not be exhausted, not to find me, I'm here waiting for you to ask me. you said, you're not willing to sacrifice themselves for others, I will see you this time that come to do.
Hongqi: What do you think?
Daughters: Nothing.
Hongqi: Do not do anything for me. If I really die, I will died very happy. I can help you to the egg, the egg I've eaten, you do not owe me anything, do anything stupid. Remember, there are people waiting for you.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Later, I never saw that woman again.
Hongqi: I can not with a knife after a.
Ouyang Feng: not necessarily a knife, bare hands can kill. you're just missing fingers, which nothing, whatever the outcome, there were a job. how, wants to return home? If it wanted to return home, why did you and you want to come out.
Hongqi: What is behind this desert place?
Ouyang Feng : is another desert.
everyone through this stage, to see a mountain, wanted to know what is behind the mountains. I wanted to tell him, you may turn over mountains behind, you will find that nothing special will look back feel better here. but he would not believe, to his character, he did not try is not willing.
Ouyang Feng: Where are you going?
Hongqi: I've never been to a , hoping the break a tricks. If you hear later in the rivers and lakes that a nine-hero, it must be me.
Ouyang Feng: she do?
Hongqi: go with her. like you said, there is nothing, not allowed to bring his wife who said that wherever they went, right!
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I finally understand why I like Hongqi woman, probably because he was simple enough. watching them take the time , jealous of my heart, I have also had such an opportunity, do not know why they gave up.
Ouyang Feng (Spoken): He left that day, the wind is blowing to the south, he deliberately against the wind. I remember fifth day, almanac reads: loss of stars when the value of Northern Italy.
(Three years later, Hongqi added beggars, and eventually became Gai is very, known as the North beggar, old age and Ouyang Feng duel in the Snowy Mountains The results hugged to death.)
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Hongqi gone, had been raining. every time it rains, I think of a person, she used to be like me. I do not know a coincidence or for other reasons, every time I travel, when to leave her, the day will be rain, she said, because she was unhappy. Then she married my brother, her wedding day, I left the White Camel Mountain.
sister: Ask me tomorrow, even if the answer is still the same, I do not like ......< br> Ouyang Feng: There is a saying, after tonight I will not say. you and do not follow me! < br> sister: you will not be easy. do not like! you remember, from now on, I'm your wife, you can pull my hand after only one who is your brother, the other person is not eligible!
Ouyang Peak: How old looked at my sweat towel?
Peach: This is my husband's sweat towel, why you are here. He is not dead?
Peach: This thing has been for me now useless.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Maybe because for too long have not seen peach, the second year in the spring, I went to the man's home, I find it very strange that there is no peach.
Ouyang peak (monologue): I know when to leave, this place had no peach, peach is just a woman's name.
Ouyang Feng (Monologue): hear the woman crying, I suddenly realize Why did I buy every year to visit me once.
sister: Do you think he wonders, strange, not a manager, always silent, and laugh not laugh, but if you ignore him, he would stay stay at you, do not know what he was thinking. clear mind wants, but his mouth refused to speak out, be sure to let go before you to be. first to whether he will gradually do not want to accommodate him. < br> I buy (monologue): Although I like her, but I do not want to let her know, because I know things are not always the best. Every time she was gazing into a child, in fact I know her heart to another person. I'm jealous of Ouyang Feng, I want to know is how people like to feel that, I hurt a lot of people.
I buy: I always thought you would be together, why do not you marry He?
sister: He never said he loved me.
I buy: Some words do not speak out.
sister: I only hope that he say a word, he would not say that he too confident and thought I would marry him, who knew I was married to his brother. In our wedding day, he wanted me to go with him, I did not. Why to lose the time before going to fight? As is the case I will not let him be.
I buy (monologue): If the feelings can decide who will win, I do not know that she is not won, but I am very clear from the start I lost.
I buy (monologue): I like the peach because the female talent. peach flowers every year when I can see her, I went to visit Ouyang Feng, Ouyang Feng because she wanted to know the news, with Ouyang Feng, every year I can find an excuse to visit her once.
sister: you know now what is most important to me?
I buy: If I did not guess wrong, it should be your son.
sister: I used to think so, but watching him growing up, I know he will leave me sooner or later. ask what I think does not matter Rights. In the past I think that sentence is important because I think some words out of that whole life, now think about it, say no to say no difference, some things will change. I always thought I had won, until one day look in the mirror, I realized that I lost, in my best of times, my favorite people are not on my side. If you can restart it nice ah!
sister: Actually, when you told him so well, why not tell him I'm over here?
I buy: I promised you, so I have not said.
sister: You're too honest.
I buy (monologue): Before long, she died. deathbed, she handed me a jar of wine and asked me to bring that , she hopes to forget her Ouyang Feng.
I buy (monologue): Some people say that a person in trouble is because the memory is very good. it started, I forgot a lot of things, the only impression that I like Peach.
(after six years, Huang Peach Blossom Island, the East China Sea seclusion, claiming peach , No. Click here to see)
Ouyang Feng (monologue): beginning of spring, soon to the Waking of Insects, there will be bit this time of year friends came to me, but he did not come this year, not long before I received a letter from White Camel Mountain, two years ago, my sister in the fall, because of a serious illness died. I know that I buy will not come again, But I also continue to wait, I sat at the door two days and nights watching the sky constantly changes, I found that while I am here for a long time, but never see this piece of desert, mountains seen before, wanted to know what is behind the mountain, I do not want to know, I was the Lone Star into the life of the people, young parents of premature death, had followed his brother had each other, I grew to know how to protect myself, and I know that to not be refused, the best approach is to reject others because of this reason, I never went back, in fact, there are also good, but has already started can not turn back, my life, the book said, the sun palace couples , de facto marriage, can not think of a Really.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): That night I suddenly wanted to drink, I drank a result of the half altar > Ouyang Feng (to himself):
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Planning to become one of the best methods and interpretation 40
1, the blue bar just a rough picture frame
, and even borrowed the picture of the game prototype; or use paper, pens, playing cards and dice. Art means to strengthen, doubled to improve, but does not replace the games the lack of fun. If you can make at least the expression means something interesting, then have a better means of expression, it is more interesting.
2, implying
decide your game is ; on ;, is again the context of the same combination of a bunch of small game may help you a lot. The various systems will be too independent to make the content difficult to balance a game.
4, you should summarize
can from your game out of some of the key design concepts of verbs and sentences, in order to describe your idea. If you can not, you definitely wrong somewhere.
5, stylized
should be the theme of the best games, systems, and the perfect combination of expression. This will make your game more style. Do not underestimate the style of the production.
6, lengthy meetings in particular creativity useless
seminars, you want people all the time in the closing of smug, not exhausted and cynical. lengthy meeting will lead to collective considerations and too complicated. to maintain creativity and a brief discussion of the compact.
7, using the sketch of the < br> game design sketch is a very powerful tool. Sketchpad can pass through the screen, or so much information, in the early to draw down the player's gaming experience is and useful. painting a picture of the player will see and do on sketches of things and do mark an important note.
8, do not code / planning
paper on the bike plan, while riding down the street down; or in the bath; or in a separate canoe on. in any other place planning. not worry too much because they can not write it down and you lose what makes you excited to focus on those core essence. the environment changed stimulate creativity.
9, speaking and listening
fresh ideas collide with each other, even to old ideas will collide with each other in unpredictable ways, the resulting creation. you through the cheap, do not hide them.
10, each piece is different snow
if you assigned 12 people to create How these ideas, it does not matter.
11, the early consideration of asset issues
assets; doing a game or system on how much sound, photographs, and other calculations, often surprise you.
12 , steal and borrow
system is not sacrosanct. they are just tools to achieve the ultimate game. If a system is useful, took over with, even if you have seen in other games. but you did not you noticed Article sick of life.
13, early demo, demo
often the first system if you even come out before the game is very interesting, great; if not, beware. If the rule before determining arranged on the board on what is very interesting, cool; if not, beware.
14, different people play different
not been carried out with the same gang trial. disrupt them.
15, closed
see other people play the mouth when not speaking. just look, write down all their folly, because you are stupid enough, did not do the more obvious things to do.
16, you do not play
Customs people are talking about that game. but you should play about 10 minutes usually enough, but played better the first boss.
17, KISS (keep it simple, stupid)
If you There are many systems, with simple data so that each system is simple, if you have a system, spend a little time in the data.
18, algorithm, rather than a fixed data
the best game in the algorithms are enormous, which is also a variety of games are played; negative example is dependent on you to provide a fixed puzzle game. strive to do the former - you may not be able to reach (which is understandable), but you always this become more intelligent.
19, to retain all
sketches, the early documents, the old prototype, paper game, reserve rules. You never know when it will use them.
20, Do not talk to any art, games and fun
marriage, try an art form, and then try another, and then try another.
21, do not use lossy data
Photoshop's layer is your friend, High res is your friend. leading to the free structure of the link, you saved the screencap. the prototype of good deposit!
22, edited
that when you find a bunch of garbage time to remind you, even if they are only amateurs.
23, note
6 months later, you will not remember why the magic number is 37.5. in the code next to the written comments, in explain the logic in this planning case.
24, a huge
planning case they are more useless that no one would go to perform, over details of the dream of the day. an important item on the list will be used more.
25, back to the beginning every time you reach a milestone
, back to your first version of the comparison, the initial theme and the first goal. You say you want to change they can - if you really want to change them; you say you want to change them is not possible - if you do not realize they have deviated from.
26, know when to stop
adding too many easily break something. more a system, one more variable, and even multi-panel paintings in the game in a row to give it collapsed.
27, eat their own dog food
play your own game. If you think It is a pleasure, you really make some things.
28, learned to extract
learn from your design to see the underlying mathematical content, rather than the appearance of decoration. to see the source of emission Power, influence the scope of change and every second hidden keyboard percussion number. so you will be more profound understanding of the actual process of the game.
29, studying art. and programming. and marketing.
your understanding of other subjects related to the more stuff you design the better. not proficient in them - just get the basic ability.
30, do not argue with the players
they always know best their own experience. really should not have to tell them to play a waste of time. The question is why did they play.
31, attention to detail specifics of the elements
simply because a game stand out. They allow players to enjoy the joy and passion to further the game.
32, a story
whether a potential player, or a potential investor, you need to sell the game to them , way is to tell a story.
33, limit is a good thing a lot of ideas from the limitations
. If you get stuck, try to provide their own more limited, and then see what ideas come out. < br> 34, go
do once the game came out, not yours. abandon any talking about how to do games, not really to do. Anyone can use a few sheets of paper and crayons to make a game. No matter what your excuse, they are a bad excuse. You just made than others step, until you reach the end. If you complete to do one, then do one. keep doing.
36, do not yield to feel tired and frustrated if
, it is easy to reduce your standards to accommodate a number of things. This is the final product will be enormous. This difference with the compromise, compromise is inevitable, often beneficial to the product. The accommodation is generally fatal.
37, to player's perspective to consider
When you work in a system, describe what the player's actions, imagine the methods they use. practice the steps to achieve their goals, imagine the line of players to achieve this goal. from the players point of view, rather than incentives. a light, a cheer, a clear feedback.
39, use the list check game fun
important need: to do to meet the challenges; territorial / environmental issues; a variety of problem-solving choice; challenges change; the risk of failure; implementation skills; no bottom-feeding, as well as a variety of optional achievement. You may have your own list, which is a set of useful to me.
40, not fun to remove any content
you Only the blue bar box
rough picture of the screen and even borrowed the game prototype; or use paper, pens, playing cards and dice. art means to strengthen, doubled to improve, but does not replace the lack of games fun. If you can make at least the expression means something interesting, then have a better means of expression, it is more interesting.
analysis:
a good plan to take advantage of the limited resources make fun of the game. For example, the more well known to play Penguin series. This is the basic planning can not be ignored. As a plan should always exercise their own capacities in this area, such as the the number of escape, hit game is the game The basic design requires a lot of stuffing. level differences caused by, high level players can learn advanced skills, you can open the others, you can wear better equipment, you can summon more powerful baby and so on. The design is to create a to be superior, To expand the function of the legendary gang, such as to build their own city, then the city can also be upgraded by upgrading, and even buy advanced equipment. players will increase competition with the players to the gang war between. He came out of these speakers, like listen to my views. My answer is: to build this one gang, this design is very good, and very attractive. But for this, it has to do a stand-alone game. Otherwise, according to this design, in the old legend, then to add these elements, the player will be streaming from the previous gathering Tucheng spread their gang, the number will be significantly reduced Tucheng, Sabac will no longer be taken seriously, a series of changes to the old Legends of the game feeling vanished.
the core of each game has its own design, if added too many elements, the game will become mess. grasp the main line, enough to design a good game .
3, by
If you are making a big game, to recognize the fact of your big game and then a bunch of the same context the combination of small game may help you a lot. and all between the contents of the system will be too independent to make a game difficult to balance.
analysis:
game associated with the various systems need cable, or if there is no correlation between too much can cause great distress. such as games There are Class price is high, so fishing profitable players, a sense of accomplishment. but this design brings a new issue is the economy of the entire system chain of change. maybe we go fishing hh addition to the money Fishing, game, there will be . For example:
the ability of the player through the equipment, skills, and equipment to upgrade components. each is a relatively independent system, but some of them associated with a , can put the capacity of each sub-section provides good: if the player 10 capacity of 100, then the equipment-40, offers 30 skills, equipment upgrades 30. when doing equipment upgrades, it is clear: to enhance the ability of all and 30. This will make sure values, and has been able to control it.
4, you should be able to summarize
from your game design philosophy out of some of the key verbs and sentences, in order to describe your creativity. If you can not, you definitely wrong somewhere.
analysis:
a planning predecessors once said this: Your ideas must be clear, in the end you do what kind of game? If you're clear, you can easily describe. If you can not describe, explain your thinking is not clear enough. If your idea is not clear, then the design system time will not boot. continue to do so will be a problem.
5, best game
stylized theme should be, systems, and the perfect combination of expression. This will make your game more style. Do not underestimate the style of the production.
analysis:
background, system, style of expression can make the game more sense, this is where some of the planning is not important, such as an Oriental myth of the game, players skills, if a sense, this is the role of game style. such as net payments, the game's replayability of the game a lot worse than now, but now the martial arts game, with little sense of the kind made out of martial arts. This is the style of effect.
when players think of a game, immediately to the emergence of a corresponding feeling, so that the style of the game is successful. At this stage, many still ignore the production of the game, but if you want the game enhance the quality a notch. do not pay attention to style of it is unrealistic.
This is why the game early in the design will put forward the elements are listed: design, defection, surrender, useless
especially creative discussion, you want people all the time in the closing of smug, not exhausted and cynical. lengthy meeting will lead to collective considerations and too complicated. to maintain creativity and a brief discussion of the compact. < br> Analysis:
theme of the meeting need not to blindly let the play. Even the creative discussion, it should first sort out the contents of their speeches rambled, not at the meeting. In particular, many people, the entire conference order, more chaos.
7, using the sketch is a sketch of the game design
a very powerful tool. Sketchpad can pass through the screen, or so much information, in the early to draw down the player's gaming experience is and useful. painting a picture of on the players will see and things to do sketches, good description of important markers.
analysis:
some of the discussions or design, in particular, give the player some idea of feeling, with the with the passage of time will gradually blurred, is the best way to make records. And sketch is one of the most intuitive way.
8, do not code / planning
paper on the bike plan, while down the street riding down; or in the bath; or in a canoe. in any other place planning. not worry too much because they can not write it down and you lose what makes you excited to focus on those core essence. the environment changed stimulate creativity .
analysis:
can not think of ideas when walking around, not at a computer next. like when I want to design a martial arts type of game and difficult problems, I would like to see martial arts and some Novels friends chat, chat can inspire through creativity. on the toilet, bathing, etc. can be used to the idea of time, often good results.
9, speaking and listening
fresh ideas collide with each other, or even old ideas an unpredictable manner will collide with each other, the resulting creation. you through the > Analysis:
there are always some things that they do not know and friends know, maybe you have been a headache for a solution is a friend know. more exchanges to improve on both sides is very important. Hikaru, the Valley of the master said, a lot of sense, then, to the effect that: br> If you are assigned 12 people to create There are many thoughts and ideas, these ideas if after finishing professionals, most feasible. But the hardest part is not thinking and creativity, but rather to achieve these things.
11, the early consideration of asset issues asset
; doing a game or system on how much sound, photographs, and other calculations, often surprise you.
analysis:
this is what most beginners do not understand the contents of the plan. a game why do this for a long time, Why are some good ideas no way to complete a game why so many people, the game, how much money the company in the end. to understand the actual workload, which solved the problem.
12, steal and borrow
system is not sacred shall be inviolable. They just a tool to achieve the ultimate game. If a system is useful, took over with, even if you have seen in other games. No one noticed but you life bar you feel sick.
Analysis :
fact, there are similar to the planning and production of , chat, etc., can learn from. This can save a lot of time and avoid many problems (except with special needs, the basic system). The best example is Blizzard's reference works, seemingly simple set contains the truth.
above is the basic reference design. In addition, if you need a round of combat system, but not a good idea of the time, you can learn from similar games, such as Legend (general back and the system), Regulus Sword (running turn-based section), Jing Yong (SLG run strip), three Yingjie Chuan (senki class) mm too much, too numerous to mention. This is one of many benefits of playing the game, basically you can find the type.
13, early demo, demo
often the first system if you even come out before the game is very interesting, great; if not, beware. If the rule before determining arranged on the board on what is very interesting, cool; if not, beware.
analysis:
game before it is necessary to make clear: our game is what kind of game, playing the point where? only fun , cool design, began production. If it is not clear, then do not made. do not even like the game, players will not feel interesting.
14, different people play different < br> Do not use the same gang has carried out trial. disrupt them.
analysis:
different players have different ideas and styles of play, if the trial so that the same people see the problem may not be comprehensive.
15, shut up
see other people do not talk when playing. just look, write down all their folly, because you are stupid enough, did not do the more obvious things to do.
analysis:
Our services are designed for the players. by observing their behavior, you can see the success of our design. If they did not follow the game as we assume, that the design that we also omissions, such as games The guide is not enough.
16, you do not have clearance to play
people are talking about that game. but you should play about 10 minutes usually enough, but played better the first boss. < br> Analysis:
number of games too much, tasted. spent a short time can generally be understood broadly the game. But if a network game, it may take more time to be able to comprehend the essence of these.
17, KISS (keep it simple, stupid)
If you have a lot of systems, using simple data so that each system is simple, if you have a system, spend a little time in the data.
Analysis: < br> complex design makes the player can not start, but also extremely hard to plan. Therefore, if the multi-system, then associated with the data as simple as possible. If only one system to characterize the thin.
18, algorithm, rather than fixed data
the best game in the infinite variety of algorithms, which are also a variety of games are played; negative example is dependent on you to provide a fixed puzzle game. strive to do the former - you may not be able to reach ( This is understandable), but you will always get more intelligent this.
analysis:
have a design like this: two monsters life is 100, the main character attack to 10. in order to kill two monsters, for a total of 20 under attack.
Another design is this: life is 200 two monsters, one of which wood properties, a water property. protagonist, there are two means of attack, fire and earth attacks attack, if the property relative to g, attack is 20, otherwise 10. player chooses a monster with a fire attack wood properties, properties with soil water monster attacks, a total of 20, the contrast to 40 under.
effect of these two designs is similar, The second design added attributes of the elements of g that is not new, but significantly better than the first design. With the diversity of the game, players will have The second design, based on more complex systems can be made, together with escape, hit, damage bonus, range attack, and so forth so that the whole system becomes more fun. Of course it is very difficult, but can go try.
19, to retain all
sketches, the early documents, the old prototype, the paper version of the game, reserve rules. You never know when they will be used.
Analysis:
even if there will be a lot of different games the same sections as part of the accumulation should be preserved. This is good for companies and individuals.
20, Do not talk to any art, games and fun
marriage, try a kinds of art forms, and then try another, and then try another.
analysis:
not quite understand.
21, do not use lossy data
Photoshop layer is your Friends, High res is your friend. leading to the free structure of the link, you saved the screencap. the prototype of good deposit!
Analysis:
not quite understand the possible meaning is: This lossy image format, but rather use the bmp, tga like lossless format, image resolution should choose high. No matter how to change it, to keep it original. br> When you do that when a bunch of garbage to remind you, even if they are only amateurs.
analysis:
even amateurs can tell you where not done properly. amateur questions may not be professional in the majority, but often reflect the aspirations of the player. Blizzard doing very well at this point.
23, note
6 months later, you will not remember why that magic number is 37.5. in the code next to the written comments, in the case explained in the planning of this logic.
analysis:
previous design always forget to do the next record is a good habit.
24, a large They are useless
planning case no one to enforce these, and over the details of the daydream. an important item on the list would be much more useful.
analysis:
the case only in the actual planning huge production process and then gradually up, just in the initial entry and a brief description. looking for investors or when the project took a very detailed case is not appropriate, because at that time we also want to know your ideas and the construction details are not complicated. should people read this thing halo hh
course, some attractions may be listed specifically described.
25, back to the beginning every time you reach a milestone
, back compare your first version, the initial themes and initial goals. You say you want to change they can - if you really want to change them; you say you want to change them is not possible - if you do not realize that has deviated from the them.
analysis:
not understand this -_-|||< br> 26, know when to stop
adding too many easily break something. more a system, one more variables, and even more paintings in the game board in a row to give it collapsed.
analysis:
this and things. unplanned things added to it, may undermine the original balance. or what not to add this later after careful consideration, there are potential errors.
27, eat their own dog food
play your own do the games. If you think it is a pleasure, you really make some things.
analysis:
If you do not like to play their own game, do need a review. make friends, test One of the problems noted.
28, learned to extract
learn from your design to see the underlying mathematical content, rather than the appearance of decoration. to see the launch of the source of power, influence the scope of the changes and hidden Every second the number of keyboard percussion. so you will be more profound understanding of the actual process of the game.
analysis:
games are all the origin of any design. For example, most of the online game, small strange fall less money, more money in big blame fall? actually set the money drop is regulated economic system, each level of output section of the scope of how much money is to be strictly delimited. We When playing the game, thinking why he such a design, help to improve.
29, studying art. and programming. and marketing.
your understanding of other subjects related to the more your design things better. not proficient in them - just the ability to obtain basic.
analysis:
Why mobile game action games on the three keys with little need for the operation? That is because the operation of mobile phones convenient, so planned to do when the game should try to avoid these problems. you sure you want to design something out of it is reasonable and achievable.
my friend said a program like this: need to master the grammar of the program, but need to understand the operation of the process. basic skills. particularly after a producer, but also to the work of each department has an extremely in-depth understanding.
30, do not argue with the players
they always know best their own experience. tell they actually should not have to play a waste of time. The question is why did they play.
analysis:
and the problem.
31, attention to detail specifics of the elements
simply because .
analysis:
This is the general planning of the most easy to overlook the place. They use more energy in the build system, adjust the balance, set interaction and so on. the game is often obscure details, but can greatly something to improve the quality of the game.
, for example, turn-based game into battle when the screen flashed and experience to enhance the experience when you can see the added value of changes to increase rather than direct. The details of the design can greatly increase can be collected in all these examples the game reserve.
32, a story
whether a potential player, or a potential investor, you need to sell the game to them, way is to tell a story. < br> Analysis:
they are usually more interested or more likely to accept is the beginning of the introduction from the background, rather than , it takes effort to understand, it is painful. The story is nice, easy to understand, so more likely to be accepted.
33, is a good thing
many creative limitations from the limitations. If you get stuck , and try to give yourself more restrictions, and then see what ideas come out.
analysis:
give some restrictions to make the whole idea more clearly. such as we have done in the design of such Example: Players can improve the level of experience, skills levels, to improve player attributes and so on. generally thought so, but it is hard to do, when to start, the player's personal development will be difficult to grasp. Then we add on this basis, a Restrictions: Players will be automatically increased level of experience just decided to upgrade the skills and attributes of the player. This restriction reduces the whole lot of difficulty, so that work can continue to be carried out.
34, go do it once the game
, and it is not yours. abandon any talk about how to play games, not really to do. Anyone can use a few sheets of paper and crayons to make a game. No matter what your excuse, they are a bad excuse. You just step than others until you reach the end. If you complete to do one, then do one. do not stop.
analysis:
to work out their own, even if it be bad. take no play groups or things are often the biggest problem production company.
if no one is willing to help ...
, and even borrowed the picture of the game prototype; or use paper, pens, playing cards and dice. Art means to strengthen, doubled to improve, but does not replace the games the lack of fun. If you can make at least the expression means something interesting, then have a better means of expression, it is more interesting.
2, implying
decide your game is ; on ;, is again the context of the same combination of a bunch of small game may help you a lot. The various systems will be too independent to make the content difficult to balance a game.
4, you should summarize
can from your game out of some of the key design concepts of verbs and sentences, in order to describe your idea. If you can not, you definitely wrong somewhere.
5, stylized
should be the theme of the best games, systems, and the perfect combination of expression. This will make your game more style. Do not underestimate the style of the production.
6, lengthy meetings in particular creativity useless
seminars, you want people all the time in the closing of smug, not exhausted and cynical. lengthy meeting will lead to collective considerations and too complicated. to maintain creativity and a brief discussion of the compact.
7, using the sketch of the < br> game design sketch is a very powerful tool. Sketchpad can pass through the screen, or so much information, in the early to draw down the player's gaming experience is and useful. painting a picture of the player will see and do on sketches of things and do mark an important note.
8, do not code / planning
paper on the bike plan, while riding down the street down; or in the bath; or in a separate canoe on. in any other place planning. not worry too much because they can not write it down and you lose what makes you excited to focus on those core essence. the environment changed stimulate creativity.
9, speaking and listening
fresh ideas collide with each other, even to old ideas will collide with each other in unpredictable ways, the resulting creation. you through the cheap, do not hide them.
10, each piece is different snow
if you assigned 12 people to create How these ideas, it does not matter.
11, the early consideration of asset issues
assets; doing a game or system on how much sound, photographs, and other calculations, often surprise you.
12 , steal and borrow
system is not sacrosanct. they are just tools to achieve the ultimate game. If a system is useful, took over with, even if you have seen in other games. but you did not you noticed Article sick of life.
13, early demo, demo
often the first system if you even come out before the game is very interesting, great; if not, beware. If the rule before determining arranged on the board on what is very interesting, cool; if not, beware.
14, different people play different
not been carried out with the same gang trial. disrupt them.
15, closed
see other people play the mouth when not speaking. just look, write down all their folly, because you are stupid enough, did not do the more obvious things to do.
16, you do not play
Customs people are talking about that game. but you should play about 10 minutes usually enough, but played better the first boss.
17, KISS (keep it simple, stupid)
If you There are many systems, with simple data so that each system is simple, if you have a system, spend a little time in the data.
18, algorithm, rather than a fixed data
the best game in the algorithms are enormous, which is also a variety of games are played; negative example is dependent on you to provide a fixed puzzle game. strive to do the former - you may not be able to reach (which is understandable), but you always this become more intelligent.
19, to retain all
sketches, the early documents, the old prototype, paper game, reserve rules. You never know when it will use them.
20, Do not talk to any art, games and fun
marriage, try an art form, and then try another, and then try another.
21, do not use lossy data
Photoshop's layer is your friend, High res is your friend. leading to the free structure of the link, you saved the screencap. the prototype of good deposit!
22, edited
that when you find a bunch of garbage time to remind you, even if they are only amateurs.
23, note
6 months later, you will not remember why the magic number is 37.5. in the code next to the written comments, in explain the logic in this planning case.
24, a huge
planning case they are more useless that no one would go to perform, over details of the dream of the day. an important item on the list will be used more.
25, back to the beginning every time you reach a milestone
, back to your first version of the comparison, the initial theme and the first goal. You say you want to change they can - if you really want to change them; you say you want to change them is not possible - if you do not realize they have deviated from.
26, know when to stop
adding too many easily break something. more a system, one more variable, and even multi-panel paintings in the game in a row to give it collapsed.
27, eat their own dog food
play your own game. If you think It is a pleasure, you really make some things.
28, learned to extract
learn from your design to see the underlying mathematical content, rather than the appearance of decoration. to see the source of emission Power, influence the scope of change and every second hidden keyboard percussion number. so you will be more profound understanding of the actual process of the game.
29, studying art. and programming. and marketing.
your understanding of other subjects related to the more stuff you design the better. not proficient in them - just get the basic ability.
30, do not argue with the players
they always know best their own experience. really should not have to tell them to play a waste of time. The question is why did they play.
31, attention to detail specifics of the elements
simply because a game stand out. They allow players to enjoy the joy and passion to further the game.
32, a story
whether a potential player, or a potential investor, you need to sell the game to them , way is to tell a story.
33, limit is a good thing a lot of ideas from the limitations
. If you get stuck, try to provide their own more limited, and then see what ideas come out. < br> 34, go
do once the game came out, not yours. abandon any talking about how to do games, not really to do. Anyone can use a few sheets of paper and crayons to make a game. No matter what your excuse, they are a bad excuse. You just made than others step, until you reach the end. If you complete to do one, then do one. keep doing.
36, do not yield to feel tired and frustrated if
, it is easy to reduce your standards to accommodate a number of things. This is the final product will be enormous. This difference with the compromise, compromise is inevitable, often beneficial to the product. The accommodation is generally fatal.
37, to player's perspective to consider
When you work in a system, describe what the player's actions, imagine the methods they use. practice the steps to achieve their goals, imagine the line of players to achieve this goal. from the players point of view, rather than incentives. a light, a cheer, a clear feedback.
39, use the list check game fun
important need: to do to meet the challenges; territorial / environmental issues; a variety of problem-solving choice; challenges change; the risk of failure; implementation skills; no bottom-feeding, as well as a variety of optional achievement. You may have your own list, which is a set of useful to me.
40, not fun to remove any content
you Only the blue bar box
rough picture of the screen and even borrowed the game prototype; or use paper, pens, playing cards and dice. art means to strengthen, doubled to improve, but does not replace the lack of games fun. If you can make at least the expression means something interesting, then have a better means of expression, it is more interesting.
analysis:
a good plan to take advantage of the limited resources make fun of the game. For example, the more well known to play Penguin series. This is the basic planning can not be ignored. As a plan should always exercise their own capacities in this area, such as the the number of escape, hit game is the game The basic design requires a lot of stuffing. level differences caused by, high level players can learn advanced skills, you can open the others, you can wear better equipment, you can summon more powerful baby and so on. The design is to create a to be superior, To expand the function of the legendary gang, such as to build their own city, then the city can also be upgraded by upgrading, and even buy advanced equipment. players will increase competition with the players to the gang war between. He came out of these speakers, like listen to my views. My answer is: to build this one gang, this design is very good, and very attractive. But for this, it has to do a stand-alone game. Otherwise, according to this design, in the old legend, then to add these elements, the player will be streaming from the previous gathering Tucheng spread their gang, the number will be significantly reduced Tucheng, Sabac will no longer be taken seriously, a series of changes to the old Legends of the game feeling vanished.
the core of each game has its own design, if added too many elements, the game will become mess. grasp the main line, enough to design a good game .
3, by
If you are making a big game, to recognize the fact of your big game and then a bunch of the same context the combination of small game may help you a lot. and all between the contents of the system will be too independent to make a game difficult to balance.
analysis:
game associated with the various systems need cable, or if there is no correlation between too much can cause great distress. such as games There are Class price is high, so fishing profitable players, a sense of accomplishment. but this design brings a new issue is the economy of the entire system chain of change. maybe we go fishing hh addition to the money Fishing, game, there will be . For example:
the ability of the player through the equipment, skills, and equipment to upgrade components. each is a relatively independent system, but some of them associated with a , can put the capacity of each sub-section provides good: if the player 10 capacity of 100, then the equipment-40, offers 30 skills, equipment upgrades 30. when doing equipment upgrades, it is clear: to enhance the ability of all and 30. This will make sure values, and has been able to control it.
4, you should be able to summarize
from your game design philosophy out of some of the key verbs and sentences, in order to describe your creativity. If you can not, you definitely wrong somewhere.
analysis:
a planning predecessors once said this: Your ideas must be clear, in the end you do what kind of game? If you're clear, you can easily describe. If you can not describe, explain your thinking is not clear enough. If your idea is not clear, then the design system time will not boot. continue to do so will be a problem.
5, best game
stylized theme should be, systems, and the perfect combination of expression. This will make your game more style. Do not underestimate the style of the production.
analysis:
background, system, style of expression can make the game more sense, this is where some of the planning is not important, such as an Oriental myth of the game, players skills, if a sense, this is the role of game style. such as net payments, the game's replayability of the game a lot worse than now, but now the martial arts game, with little sense of the kind made out of martial arts. This is the style of effect.
when players think of a game, immediately to the emergence of a corresponding feeling, so that the style of the game is successful. At this stage, many still ignore the production of the game, but if you want the game enhance the quality a notch. do not pay attention to style of it is unrealistic.
This is why the game early in the design will put forward the elements are listed: design, defection, surrender, useless
especially creative discussion, you want people all the time in the closing of smug, not exhausted and cynical. lengthy meeting will lead to collective considerations and too complicated. to maintain creativity and a brief discussion of the compact. < br> Analysis:
theme of the meeting need not to blindly let the play. Even the creative discussion, it should first sort out the contents of their speeches rambled, not at the meeting. In particular, many people, the entire conference order, more chaos.
7, using the sketch is a sketch of the game design
a very powerful tool. Sketchpad can pass through the screen, or so much information, in the early to draw down the player's gaming experience is and useful. painting a picture of on the players will see and things to do sketches, good description of important markers.
analysis:
some of the discussions or design, in particular, give the player some idea of feeling, with the with the passage of time will gradually blurred, is the best way to make records. And sketch is one of the most intuitive way.
8, do not code / planning
paper on the bike plan, while down the street riding down; or in the bath; or in a canoe. in any other place planning. not worry too much because they can not write it down and you lose what makes you excited to focus on those core essence. the environment changed stimulate creativity .
analysis:
can not think of ideas when walking around, not at a computer next. like when I want to design a martial arts type of game and difficult problems, I would like to see martial arts and some Novels friends chat, chat can inspire through creativity. on the toilet, bathing, etc. can be used to the idea of time, often good results.
9, speaking and listening
fresh ideas collide with each other, or even old ideas an unpredictable manner will collide with each other, the resulting creation. you through the > Analysis:
there are always some things that they do not know and friends know, maybe you have been a headache for a solution is a friend know. more exchanges to improve on both sides is very important. Hikaru, the Valley of the master said, a lot of sense, then, to the effect that: br> If you are assigned 12 people to create There are many thoughts and ideas, these ideas if after finishing professionals, most feasible. But the hardest part is not thinking and creativity, but rather to achieve these things.
11, the early consideration of asset issues asset
; doing a game or system on how much sound, photographs, and other calculations, often surprise you.
analysis:
this is what most beginners do not understand the contents of the plan. a game why do this for a long time, Why are some good ideas no way to complete a game why so many people, the game, how much money the company in the end. to understand the actual workload, which solved the problem.
12, steal and borrow
system is not sacred shall be inviolable. They just a tool to achieve the ultimate game. If a system is useful, took over with, even if you have seen in other games. No one noticed but you life bar you feel sick.
Analysis :
fact, there are similar to the planning and production of , chat, etc., can learn from. This can save a lot of time and avoid many problems (except with special needs, the basic system). The best example is Blizzard's reference works, seemingly simple set contains the truth.
above is the basic reference design. In addition, if you need a round of combat system, but not a good idea of the time, you can learn from similar games, such as Legend (general back and the system), Regulus Sword (running turn-based section), Jing Yong (SLG run strip), three Yingjie Chuan (senki class) mm too much, too numerous to mention. This is one of many benefits of playing the game, basically you can find the type.
13, early demo, demo
often the first system if you even come out before the game is very interesting, great; if not, beware. If the rule before determining arranged on the board on what is very interesting, cool; if not, beware.
analysis:
game before it is necessary to make clear: our game is what kind of game, playing the point where? only fun , cool design, began production. If it is not clear, then do not made. do not even like the game, players will not feel interesting.
14, different people play different < br> Do not use the same gang has carried out trial. disrupt them.
analysis:
different players have different ideas and styles of play, if the trial so that the same people see the problem may not be comprehensive.
15, shut up
see other people do not talk when playing. just look, write down all their folly, because you are stupid enough, did not do the more obvious things to do.
analysis:
Our services are designed for the players. by observing their behavior, you can see the success of our design. If they did not follow the game as we assume, that the design that we also omissions, such as games The guide is not enough.
16, you do not have clearance to play
people are talking about that game. but you should play about 10 minutes usually enough, but played better the first boss. < br> Analysis:
number of games too much, tasted. spent a short time can generally be understood broadly the game. But if a network game, it may take more time to be able to comprehend the essence of these.
17, KISS (keep it simple, stupid)
If you have a lot of systems, using simple data so that each system is simple, if you have a system, spend a little time in the data.
Analysis: < br> complex design makes the player can not start, but also extremely hard to plan. Therefore, if the multi-system, then associated with the data as simple as possible. If only one system to characterize the thin.
18, algorithm, rather than fixed data
the best game in the infinite variety of algorithms, which are also a variety of games are played; negative example is dependent on you to provide a fixed puzzle game. strive to do the former - you may not be able to reach ( This is understandable), but you will always get more intelligent this.
analysis:
have a design like this: two monsters life is 100, the main character attack to 10. in order to kill two monsters, for a total of 20 under attack.
Another design is this: life is 200 two monsters, one of which wood properties, a water property. protagonist, there are two means of attack, fire and earth attacks attack, if the property relative to g, attack is 20, otherwise 10. player chooses a monster with a fire attack wood properties, properties with soil water monster attacks, a total of 20, the contrast to 40 under.
effect of these two designs is similar, The second design added attributes of the elements of g that is not new, but significantly better than the first design. With the diversity of the game, players will have The second design, based on more complex systems can be made, together with escape, hit, damage bonus, range attack, and so forth so that the whole system becomes more fun. Of course it is very difficult, but can go try.
19, to retain all
sketches, the early documents, the old prototype, the paper version of the game, reserve rules. You never know when they will be used.
Analysis:
even if there will be a lot of different games the same sections as part of the accumulation should be preserved. This is good for companies and individuals.
20, Do not talk to any art, games and fun
marriage, try a kinds of art forms, and then try another, and then try another.
analysis:
not quite understand.
21, do not use lossy data
Photoshop layer is your Friends, High res is your friend. leading to the free structure of the link, you saved the screencap. the prototype of good deposit!
Analysis:
not quite understand the possible meaning is: This lossy image format, but rather use the bmp, tga like lossless format, image resolution should choose high. No matter how to change it, to keep it original. br> When you do that when a bunch of garbage to remind you, even if they are only amateurs.
analysis:
even amateurs can tell you where not done properly. amateur questions may not be professional in the majority, but often reflect the aspirations of the player. Blizzard doing very well at this point.
23, note
6 months later, you will not remember why that magic number is 37.5. in the code next to the written comments, in the case explained in the planning of this logic.
analysis:
previous design always forget to do the next record is a good habit.
24, a large They are useless
planning case no one to enforce these, and over the details of the daydream. an important item on the list would be much more useful.
analysis:
the case only in the actual planning huge production process and then gradually up, just in the initial entry and a brief description. looking for investors or when the project took a very detailed case is not appropriate, because at that time we also want to know your ideas and the construction details are not complicated. should people read this thing halo hh
course, some attractions may be listed specifically described.
25, back to the beginning every time you reach a milestone
, back compare your first version, the initial themes and initial goals. You say you want to change they can - if you really want to change them; you say you want to change them is not possible - if you do not realize that has deviated from the them.
analysis:
not understand this -_-|||< br> 26, know when to stop
adding too many easily break something. more a system, one more variables, and even more paintings in the game board in a row to give it collapsed.
analysis:
this and things. unplanned things added to it, may undermine the original balance. or what not to add this later after careful consideration, there are potential errors.
27, eat their own dog food
play your own do the games. If you think it is a pleasure, you really make some things.
analysis:
If you do not like to play their own game, do need a review. make friends, test One of the problems noted.
28, learned to extract
learn from your design to see the underlying mathematical content, rather than the appearance of decoration. to see the launch of the source of power, influence the scope of the changes and hidden Every second the number of keyboard percussion. so you will be more profound understanding of the actual process of the game.
analysis:
games are all the origin of any design. For example, most of the online game, small strange fall less money, more money in big blame fall? actually set the money drop is regulated economic system, each level of output section of the scope of how much money is to be strictly delimited. We When playing the game, thinking why he such a design, help to improve.
29, studying art. and programming. and marketing.
your understanding of other subjects related to the more your design things better. not proficient in them - just the ability to obtain basic.
analysis:
Why mobile game action games on the three keys with little need for the operation? That is because the operation of mobile phones convenient, so planned to do when the game should try to avoid these problems. you sure you want to design something out of it is reasonable and achievable.
my friend said a program like this: need to master the grammar of the program, but need to understand the operation of the process. basic skills. particularly after a producer, but also to the work of each department has an extremely in-depth understanding.
30, do not argue with the players
they always know best their own experience. tell they actually should not have to play a waste of time. The question is why did they play.
analysis:
and the problem.
31, attention to detail specifics of the elements
simply because .
analysis:
This is the general planning of the most easy to overlook the place. They use more energy in the build system, adjust the balance, set interaction and so on. the game is often obscure details, but can greatly something to improve the quality of the game.
, for example, turn-based game into battle when the screen flashed and experience to enhance the experience when you can see the added value of changes to increase rather than direct. The details of the design can greatly increase can be collected in all these examples the game reserve.
32, a story
whether a potential player, or a potential investor, you need to sell the game to them, way is to tell a story. < br> Analysis:
they are usually more interested or more likely to accept is the beginning of the introduction from the background, rather than , it takes effort to understand, it is painful. The story is nice, easy to understand, so more likely to be accepted.
33, is a good thing
many creative limitations from the limitations. If you get stuck , and try to give yourself more restrictions, and then see what ideas come out.
analysis:
give some restrictions to make the whole idea more clearly. such as we have done in the design of such Example: Players can improve the level of experience, skills levels, to improve player attributes and so on. generally thought so, but it is hard to do, when to start, the player's personal development will be difficult to grasp. Then we add on this basis, a Restrictions: Players will be automatically increased level of experience just decided to upgrade the skills and attributes of the player. This restriction reduces the whole lot of difficulty, so that work can continue to be carried out.
34, go do it once the game
, and it is not yours. abandon any talk about how to play games, not really to do. Anyone can use a few sheets of paper and crayons to make a game. No matter what your excuse, they are a bad excuse. You just step than others until you reach the end. If you complete to do one, then do one. do not stop.
analysis:
to work out their own, even if it be bad. take no play groups or things are often the biggest problem production company.
if no one is willing to help ...
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